CLASSIFIEDS
Macon Supply Company
Stethoscopes, portable DVD players, hand-held scanners... Or you could get some paper clips. maconsupplyco.com
The Delilah Body-Building Course. Put on muscles in interesting places. "I never knew I had a muscle there, and now I have two. I can lift a mug of cocoa with my left ear." Write today: Delilah body-building, c/o Monty Python, Brighton.
Getting Wiggy With It
3200 N May Ave,
Oklahoma City, OK
Have you seen my finger? Lost left ring finger. Call Royston Vasey.
Dillon Inc.
More than plastic vomit. dillonimporting.com
Jim Blanchard helps you stay free and get rich. And buzz the inauguration. Since 1972. jimblanchard.com
For sale 2BR 4WD A1 T/W BBW LTR LOL T&G HIC A/C BJ WS SS LGBT BLT qtr. C&S HDWD NIB LPUO OBO. Call BR 549.
Polar Donuts. "Insanely good." "Super nice." 1111 N. Meridian, Oklahoma City.
Local Grounds. If you can't sleep, it's not the coffee. It's the bunk. 105 W. 3rd, West Liberty, Iowa.
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