Monterey Jacks, 2002 LAF Champions

Playoffs (home team first)

May 18
Wild Card

May 25
Conference Semis

June 1
Conference Champ.

June 8

Eastern Conference

 

 

 

Amityville (10-5) 33
Boston (9-6)       44

Manhattan (12-3) 22
Boston (10-6)      14

 

 

 

Nashville (10-5)     27
Connecticut (10-5) 14

Manhattan (13-3) 14
Nashville (11-5)   20

 




Western Conference

 

 

Hyperbowl 28
Nashville (12-5) 16
Monterey (14-4) 19

Monterey (11-4) 41
Dodge (10-5)     10

Las Vegas (12-3) 30
Olympia (10-5)    17

Las Vegas (13-3) 20
Monterey (13-4)  23

 

 

Los Angeles (11-4) 13
Monterey (12-4)     28

 

 


All-LAF Team Selections and League Honors

Western Conference
Eastern Conference

First Team

Second Team

First Team

Second Team

QB Hugh Wish, LA

RB Buster Hymen, Mon

RB Daryl Licht, Tuc

TE Luke Filthy, Oly

WR I.B. Long, Cas

WR Ira Fuse, Mon

K Henri Cuss, Oly

QB Sal Manella, Cas

RB Drew Blood, LV

RB Malcolm Tent, Ida

TE Butch Femme, Abi

WR Darren Dew, Bou

WR Kenny Lingis, LA

K Billy Dancer, Iow

QB Cary A. Bigstick, Cnt

RB Igor Beaver, Pon

RB Ernesto Hornets, Was

TE Dean Bat, Mac

WR Ezra Doctrine-House, Man

WR Oliver Everything, Cha

K Ed Eema, Peo

QB Merle Fiber, Tor

RB Eddie Pus, Fli

RB Love Macon, Orl

TE Lou Slips, Cha

WR Noah Mittens, Mog

WR Luke St. Everything, Bos

K Spike Heels, Bos

Coach:   Arnold "Eggs" Benedict, Monterey

Coach:   Rev. Habeas Corpus, Manhattan

Newcomer of the Year:   I.B. Long

Newcomer of the Year:   Love Macon

MVP:   Hugh Wish

MVP:   Cary A. Bigstick


Final Regular Season Standings

Western Conference

Northern Division
10-5 4-1 Olympia ¤
7-8 3-2 Idaho
7-8 2-3 Casper
7-8 1-4 Lincoln
6-9 2-3 Boulder
3-12 3-2 Iowa

Eastern Conference

Northern Division
10-5 4-1 Connecticut ¤
9-6 3-2 Boston *
9-6 3-2 Flint
7-8 2-3 Pontiac
6-9 2-3 Maine
4-11 1-4 Toronto

Central Division
12-3 5-0 Las Vegas ¤
11-4 4-1 Monterey *
10-5 1-4 Dodge *
6-9 2-3 Amarillo
4-11 2-3 Wichita
3-12 1-4 Oklahoma

Central Division
12-3 4-1 Manhattan ¤
10-5 3-2 Amityville *
7-8 2-3 New Jersies
6-9 4-1 Washington
6-9 1-4 Peoria
5-9-1 1-4 Columbus

Southern Division
11-4 2-3 Los Angeles ¤
9-6 2-3 Tucson
8-7 4-1 Abilene
8-7 2-3 Little Rock
7-8 2-3 Baton Rouge
5-10 3-2 Flagstaff

Southern Division
10-5 5-0 Nashville ¤
8-7 2-3 Macon
8-7 4-1 Chattanooga
8-7 3-2 Montgomery
7-8 1-4 Orlando
3-11-1 0-5 Mobile

¤ Division champs.
* Wildcard.


Individual Stats

---Passing---
1 HWish, LA, 770.5
2 SManella, Cas, 638.9
3 CBigstick, Cnt, 633.1
4 HTribune, Bou, 564.2
5 VReality, Lit, 556.9
6 MFiber, Tor, 555.8
7 LBoils, Man, 546.9
8 BToutierse, Mog, 513.4
9 UO'Good, NJ, 511.8
10 CMountain, Oly, 507.9

---Rushing---
1 IBeaver, Pon, 1221
2 EHornets, Was, 1175
3 EPus, Fli, 1111
4 BHymen, Mon, 1092
5 LMacon, Orl, 1069
6 DLicht, Tuc, 1051
7 DBlood, LV, 1021
8 TTasian, Cha, 1016
9 DRath, Col, 1010
10 XBreath, Mai, 1002

---Receiving---
1 ILong, Cas, 119
2 EDoctrine-House, Man, 113 (1456)
3 IFuse, Mon, 113 (1412)
4 DDew, Bou, 112
5 OEverything, Cha, 111
6 NMittens, Mog, 108
7 KLingis, LA, 107
8 RFire, Wic, 105
9 LSt.Everything, Bos, 101
10 CKillur, Was, 100

---Kickers---
1 HCuss, Oly, 19 (30/41, 26.46)
2 EEema, Peo, 12 (20/28, 27.79)
3 SHeels, Bos, 9 (23/37, 24)
4 OOodles, Fli, 8 (16/24, 24.75)
5 BDancer, Iow, 8 (14/20, 24.65)
6 OGater, Mac, 8 (15/22, 24.36)
7 GTea, Tor, 8 (20/32, 23.56)
8 DSofomoro, Mob, 7 (17/27, 22.67)
9 CKicker, Cnt, 7 (24/41, 22.27)
10 OBeanbag, Mon, 6 (17/27, 19.21)

---Scoring---
DBlood, LV, 17
KLingis, LA, 15
ILong, Cas, 15
BHymen, Mon, 15
VSpoils, Lit, 13
NMittens, Mog, 12
MJoseph, Oly, 12
TDass, LA, 12
OEverything, Cha, 12
DDew, Bou, 12


Hyperbowl Log

Year

No.

Winner

Score

Loser

MVP

2002

28

Monterey

19-16

Nashville

Heller Highwater, QB, Monterey

2001

27

Boulder

20-3

Manhattan

Harold Tribune, QB, Boulder

2000

26

Flint

24-14

Las Vegas

Eddie Pus, RB, Flint

1999

25

Las Vegas

36-17

Flint

Jason Rainbows, WR, Las Vegas

1998

24

Toronto

30-9

Flagstaff

Paddy O'Furniture, RB, Toronto

1997

23

Nashville

17-14

Flagstaff

Warren Peace, QB, Nashville

1996

22

Nashville

34-21

Wichita

Jesse Little-Longer, RB, Nashville

1995

21

Boulder

30-13

Baton Rouge

Harold Tribune, QB, Boulder

1994

20

Mobile

24-3

Oklahoma

Sawyer Legov, RB, Mobile

1993

19

Flint

34-31

Spokane

Osborne Lucky, QB, Flint

1992

18

Savannah

24-3

Tucson

Vince Ferstration, QB, Savannah

1991

17

Amarillo

38-10

Columbus

Marion Havkitz, QB, Amarillo

1990

16

Washington

23-13

Flagstaff

Y.U. Iotta, QB, Washinton

1989

15

Cheyenne

27-24

Washington

Taylor Maid, QB, Cheyenne

1988

14

Lincoln

30-21

Amityville

John Stalls, WR, Lincoln

1987

13

Chattanooga

17-7

Olympia

Luke Warm, QB, Chattanooga

1986

12

Chattanooga

24-17

Dodge

Luke Warm, QB, Chattanooga

1985

11

Chattanooga

20-17

Flagstaff

Jack Rabbit, RB, Chattanooga

1984

10

Flagstaff

49-21

Pontiac

Arman Hammer, QB, Flagstaff

1983

9

Flagstaff

35-3

Chattanooga

Arman Hammer, QB, Flagstaff

1982

8

Flagstaff

24-21

Amityville

Beneatha Dress, RB, Flagstaff

1981

7

Carson City

23-21

Jackson

 

1980

6

Baton Rouge

24-19

Santa Fe

 

1979

5

Tucson

23-16

Ann Arbor

 

1978

4

Monterey

21-14

Pensacola

 

1977

3

Cheyenne

32-16

Washington

 

1976

2

Monterey

24-17

Manhattan

 

1975

1

Oklahoma

16-10

Alaska