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Connecticut Yankees
2017 LAF Champions

Playoffs (home team first)

June 10

Western Conference

Olympia (11-4)	35
Idaho (11-4)	30

Casper (14-1)	16
Oklahoma (10-5)	0

Abilene (11-4)	10
Olympia (12-4)	28

Casper (15-1)	26
Olympia (13-4)	6

Eastern Conference

Hyperbowl 43
Casper (16-1)	7
Connecticut (14-3)	38

Columbus (11-4)	31
Montgomery (10-5)	7

Connecticut (12-3)	35
Columbus (12-4)	7

Connecticut (13-3)	27
Amityville (13-3)	6

Amityville (12-3)	34
Nashville (11-4)	14

All-LAF Team Selections and League Honors

Western Conference		Eastern Conference
First Team	Second Team	First Team	Second Team
QB Xavier Onassis, Oly RB Dick Dover, Ama RB Buster Hymen, Mon TE Luke Filthy, Oly WR Bubba Rapp, Ama WR Avery Cunningham, Tuc K Felix Unguent, Abi	QB Payne Indiass, Wic RB Shlomo Replay, Fla RB Dick Burns, Tuc TE Hans auf der Butt, Ida WR I.B. Long, Cas WR Ira Fuse, Mon K Moe Greenjeans, Lit	QB Phil Anders, Cnt RB Jason Tale, Cnt RB Dave Rath, Col TE Phil Awful, Col WR Jason Skurtz, Man WR Hugo Gurl, Ami K Norman Norwoman, Mac	QB Jethro Ittaway, Mob RB Anthony Kistmi, Man RB Dick Sanormus, Was TE Rob Beef, Mog WR Milo Standards, Tor WR Ray Pist, Peo K Victor E. Garden, Nas
Coach: Marion Joseph, Olympia		Coach: King Faraday, Connecticut
Newcomer of the Year: Grover Knight, WR, Fla		Newcomer of the Year: Phil Anders
MVP: Xavier Onassis		MVP: Jason Tale

Final Regular Season Standings
May 6, 2017

Western Conference

Northern Division

Casper†	14-1, 5-0
Olympia*	11-4, 4-1
Idaho*	11-4, 3-2
Boulder	9-6, 1-4
Lincoln	7-8, 2-3
Iowa	7-8, 1-4

Eastern Conference

Northern Division

Connecticut†	12-3, 5-0
Toronto	9-6, 3-2
Maryland	8-7, 2-3
Maine	8-7, 1-4
Flint	5-10, 3-2
Boston	3-12, 1-4

Central Division

Oklahoma†	10-5, 5-0
Monterey	8-7, 4-1
Amarillo	8-7, 2-3
Wichita	6-9, 0-5
Dodge	5-10, 2-3
Las Vegas	4-11, 2-3

Central Division

Amityville†	12-3, 4-1
Columbus*	11-4, 5-0
Manhattan	10-5, 3-2
Peoria	8-7, 1-4
New Jerseys	5-10, 1-4
Washington	1-14, 1-4

Southern Division

Abilene†	11-4, 5-0
Tucson	9-6, 2-3
Flagstaff	6-9, 3-2
Little Rock	6-9, 3-2
Baton Rouge	5-10, 2-3
Los Angeles	0-15, 0-5

Southern Division

Nashville†	11-4, 2-3
Montgomery*	10-5, 5-0
Orlando	8-7, 2-3
Macon	7-8, 4-1
Mobile	4-11, 2-3
Chattanooga	2-13, 0-5

† division champs , * wildcard

Individual Stats

---Passing Composite---
1 PAnders 102 403 2 3.95 479 271 3388 63 .566 7 44 771.8
2 HaBastard 102 243 3 2.38 479 277 3446 75 .578 11 32 629.6
3 BZappa 93 389 3 4.18 511 284 3224 57 .5560001 11 36 629.4
4 PWoolf 103 390 4 3.79 512 284 3467 56 .555 8 30 622.7
5 XOnassis 91 617 6 6.78 470 258 3433 46 .549 10 29 579.3
6 PPressure 104 526 2 5.06 461 248 3006 35 .538 9 32 565.6
7 HJuneau 105 484 3 4.61 489 267 3207 45 .546 9 26 535.7
8 ABomb 110 424 4 3.85 482 256 3258 30 .531 7 24 525.8
9 COskopy 89 496 3 5.57 501 268 3192 35 .535 9 26 524.2
10 PIndiass 118 617 4 5.23 448 230 3012 12 .513 10 28 493.2

---Rushing Yards---
1 JTale 170 1387 8 8.16 19 240 5 12.63 1627 13
2 DRath 157 1293 6 8.24 20 192 3 9.599999 1485 9
3 DDover 164 1233 9 7.52 17 237 2 13.94 1470 11
4 AKistmi 157 1190 10 7.58 26 298 3 11.46 1488 13
5 BHymen 140 1134 9 8.099999 18 180 1 10 1314 10
6 DSanormus 147 1057 7 7.19 12 128 1 10.67 1185 8
7 RBonaparte 164 1037 4 6.32 22 309 3 14.05 1346 7
8 EEros 155 1018 10 6.57 14 185 2 13.21 1203 12
9 SReplay 155 1015 9 6.55 18 315 2 17.5 1330 11
10 DBurns 136 965 3 7.1 20 241 2 12.05 1206 5

---Receptions---
1 JSkurtz 129 1646 12 12.76 0 12
2 BRapp 120 1563 18 13.02 0 18
3 HAufderButt 115 1451 15 12.62 0 15
4 ACunningham 113 1669 10 14.77 1 11
5 LFilthy 113 1498 16 13.26 1 17
6 HGurl 113 1264 10 11.19 2 12
7 ILong 107 1334 9 12.47 0 9
8 DDeDedd 101 1207 12 11.95 0 12
9 IFuse 99 1283 8 12.96 0 8
10 HAssaway 99 1209 11 12.21 0 11

---Net Field Goals---
1 NNorwoman 25 19 13 712 28.48
2 FUnguent 29 21 13 819 28.24
3 MGreenjeans 27 20 13 738 27.33
4 DBrook 34 23 12 837 24.62
5 HTujohns 31 21 11 790 25.48
6 MMiles 18 14 10 551 30.61
7 VGarden 24 17 10 663 27.63
8 CHeston 30 20 10 701 23.37
9 DWicket 34 22 10 784 23.06
10 TMackey 29 19 9 780 26.9

---Touchdowns---
WGoaway 18
BRapp 18
LFilthy 17
JKitsch 16
HAufderButt 15
RVanNastibooy 14
HHoo 13
PAwful 13
MStandards 13
AKistmi 13
JTale 13
ODidit 13
PAshio 13

Injuries:

Returning:
WIC HChop
AMA YNormus

Out
DOD GNuisance
WAS CKillur
PEO HBelli
WIC ADeFlore
MAI CEsterhal
WAS DMoves

Regular season log.

Retirements:
k Lee Kittysplit UF 95 Cas 16
w Owen Detts Cr 99 Cas 16 r Otto Pilate Bd 98 Cas 16
l r Hideous Johnson UF 04 Okl 16
q Les Newcomb MO 01 Okl 16
t Bud Ugly Pk 99 NJ 16
q Hammond Ecks Ox 99 NJ 16
t Burt Brane Bd 98 Ida 16
k Sirhan Rap UP 97 Wic 16
w Phil Better KT 98 Wic 16
t Andy Pasta MS 00 Wic 16
w Phil Good OL 98 Man 16
r B.B. Trade HG 00 Man 16
l w Hal Aluya MV 99 Ami 16
k Hal Apeno UP 10 Ami 16
q Felix Post BH 03 Ama 16 Peo 05 Was 06
r Ernesto Hornets SP 98 Was 16
k Klaus Terfobia SP 97 LA 16
w Ty Dass OD 98 LA 16
r Joaquim Home UP 96 Lit 16
r Igor Beaver Bu 96 Mar 16
q Lou Gestures UP 01 Fla 16
k Billy Dancer OL 99 Iow 16 Bou 01
W Skip Toudelou KT 99 Iow 16 Mob 11, Tuc 05
q Tab Lloyd Pk 96 Iow 16
k Jim Coach Fm 00 Orl 16
w Justin Hale PU 99 Cnt 16
l r Pete Sake GJ 04 Mog 16 Bou, Cas d.
l w Ryan Soap BH 04 Mac 16
q Burl Esk OL 08 Mac 16
l w Jay Byrd Bd 01 Mob 16
r Torpedo Lovecraft LW 98 Mob 16
w Stan Byer-Mann HP 98 Bat 16
k Henri Cuss PU 93 Oly 16
r Nick O'Time MV 97 Oly 16
r Ivan Ulcer Pk 00 LV 16
t Marky DeSade DS 98 Bos 16
r Wolfgang Rape HP 01 Bos 16 Peo 07
k Orson Beanbag Bu 98 Mon 16
t Bud Suck SS 97 Mon 16
l r Vic Tree Bu 03 Mon 16
q Heller Highwater LW 00 Mon 16
r Red Meat Ox 99 Dod 16
w Ian Segaut HG 01 Mai 16
l w Phil DeVoid Pk 01 Nas 16
r Wayne Wacks Nw 99 Fla 16
q Colin Card PU 98 Lin 16
w Roy El Pain Cr 98 Fli 16