Amityville Horrors
2021 LAF Champions

Playoffs (home team first)

May 22
Wild Card

May 29
Conference Semis

June 5
Conference Champ.

June 12

Eastern Conference

 

 

 

Amityville (11-4) 38
Peoria (11-4) 23
Washington (14-1) 25
Orlando (9-6) 34

 

 

 

Amityville (12-4) 35
Maryland (10-5) 6
Amityville (13-4) 38
Orlando (10-6) 15

 




Western Conference

 

 

Hyperbowl 47
Amityville 28
Idaho 8
Lincoln (11-4) 29 OT
Boulder (10-5) 23
Idaho (12-3) 42
Little Rock (9-6) 17
Idaho (13-3) 41
Las Vegas (12-4) 10

 

 

Las Vegas (11-4) 27
Lincoln (12-4) 10

 

 


All-LAF Team Selections and League Honors

Western Conference
Eastern Conference

First Team

Second Team

First Team

Second Team

QB Hugh Jorgen, LV

RB Jock Kitsch, Cas

RB Evelyn Olivus, Dod

TE Hans auf der Butt, Ida

WR Bubba Rapp, Ama

WR Avery Cunningham, Tuc

K Grody Schnatburger, Okl

QB Dan Smother-Falker, Ida

RB Lyle Lott, LA

RB Dick Burns, Tuc

TE Bud Wipe, Bou

WR Hollis Assaway, Iow

WR Micah Boose, Oly

K Jacques Didjeridu, LA

QB Jethro Upp, Mar

RB Love Macon, Orl

RB Earl Wells, Mai

TE Stu Meat, Mar

WR Jason Skurtz, Man

WR Milo Standards, Tor

K Sam Hill, Mog

QB Constantine Agnst, Cha

RB Elvis Eros, Mog

RB O.J. Didit, Ami

TE Alec Dick, Fli

WR Hugo Gurl, Ami

WR John-Paul George Ringo, Mac

K Marcelus Mercilus, Orl

Coach:   Burnon Hale, Las Vegas

Coach:   Y.U. Iotta, Washington

Newcomer of the Year:   Oliver Creation, WR, Flagstaff

Newcomer of the Year:   John-Paul George Ringo

MVP:   Hans auf der Butt

MVP:   Love Macon



Final Season Standings

Western Conference

Northern Division
†Idaho12-3, 4-1
*Lincoln11-4, 3-2
*Boulder10-5, 3-2
Iowa9-6, 2-3
Olympia8-7, 2-3
Casper3-12, 1-4

Eastern Conference

Northern Division
†Maryland10-5, 4-1
Flint8-7, 3-2
Maine7-8, 4-1
Connecticut7-8, 2-3
Toronto7-8, 2-3
Boston3-12, 0-5

Central Division
†Las Vegas11-4, 4-1
Dodge9-6, 3-2
Amarillo8-7, 4-1
Wichita7-8, 2-3
Monterey5-10, 1-4
Oklahoma4-11, 1-4

Central Division
†Washington14-1, 4-1
*Amityville11-4, 4-1
*Peoria11-4, 2-3
Manhattan9-6, 4-1
New Jerseys3-12, 1-4
Columbus0-15, 0-5

Southern Division
†Little Rock9-6, 4-1
Los Angeles9-6, 3-2
Baton Rouge9-6, 3-2
Flagstaff8-7, 3-2
Tucson4-11, 1-4
Abilene2-13, 1-4

Southern Division
†Orlando9-6, 4-1
Mobile8-7, 4-1
Chattanooga8-7, 2-3
Montgomery8-7, 2-3
Nashville5-10, 2-3
Macon4-11, 1-4

† division champs, * wildcard

Individual Stats

---Passing Composite---
1 DSmotherFalker 105 634 3 6.04 517 318 3941 119 .615 11 40 803.1
2 HJorgen 109 742 7 6.81 466 283 3443 100 .6070001 9 35 704.3
3 PPressure 107 534 5 4.99 508 282 3513 56 .555 11 35 647.3
4 JUpp 106 663 5 6.25 467 271 3365 75 .58 8 31 641.5
5 HHoller 89 266 3 2.99 449 253 3160 57 .563 6 31 623
6 JWindmills 81 432 5 5.33 473 258 3518 43 .545 6 26 594.8
7 LTrudy-Kehoe 114 562 4 4.93 478 259 3466 40 .5420001 9 28 576.6
8 CAngst 86 664 4 7.72 506 285 3498 64 .563 16 32 573.8
9 BHumer 98 490 6 5 487 292 3619 97 .6 13 24 568.9
10 JButterfleis 111 541 9 4.87 519 268 3079 17 .516 3 27 564.9

---Rushing Yards---
1 JKitsch 150 1275 6 8.5 12 135 0 11.25 1410 6
2 LMacon 150 1206 10 8.04 25 265 2 10.6 1471 12
3 EWells 154 1046 7 6.79 24 310 4 12.92 1356 11
4 EOlivus 146 1043 7 7.14 16 262 1 16.38 1305 8
5 EEros 147 1032 6 7.02 15 197 1 13.13 1229 7
6 ODidit 146 1029 3 7.05 14 208 1 14.86 1237 4
7 JMoorehead 146 1023 1 7.01 16 156 0 9.75 1179 1
8 BCheese 148 1022 14 6.91 22 256 5 11.64 1278 19
9 DSanormus 156 1010 10 6.47 22 283 3 12.86 1293 13
10 JTale 158 998 5 6.32 7 79 0 11.29 1077 5

---Receptions---
1 HAufderButt 134 1614 15 12.04 3 18
2 BRapp 112 1280 7 11.43 1 8
3 JSkurtz 108 1380 8 12.78 1 9
4 MStandards 107 1519 11 14.2 1 12
5 ACunningham 107 1418 8 13.25 0 8
6 HAssaway 107 1335 11 12.48 3 14
7 MBoose 102 1410 9 13.82 1 10
8 BWipe 99 1299 13 13.12 0 13
9 YdeYada 98 1132 14 11.55 0 14
10 JPGRingo 93 1241 11 13.34 1 12

---Net Field Goals---
1 GSchnatburger 28 23 18 800 28.57
2 SHill 31 23 15 878 28.32
3 JDidjeridu 29 21 13 789 27.21
4 MMercilus 29 20 11 734 25.31
5 FUnguent 27 19 11 612 22.67
6 MGreenjeans 24 17 10 647 26.96
7 HBelli 34 22 10 815 23.97
8 DBrook 29 19 9 760 26.21
9 DTryett 26 17 8 563 21.65
10 RHoo 23 15 7 599 26.04

---Touchdowns---
1 BCheese 19
2 HAufderButt 18
3 HAssaway 14
4 YdeYada 14
5 LAzens 13
6 EHusarmi 13
7 DSanormus 13
8 BCheeks 13
9 BWipe 13
10 EPowers 12
11 MStandards 12
12 JPGRingo 12
13 LMacon 12
14 ADick 12


Injuries:
MOG RHardcock

Returning:
NAS LSecks

Out:
BOU LVonTree
MOG RBeef
MOB RDucky
IOW DCass
TOR JKloz
IDA RVanNastibooy
PEO HDykes
BAT MPeriod
IDA LNetique
COL GPott
NJ HWahlroos

Regular season log.

Retirements:
W Perry Shute HG 05 Okl 20
W Lou Swimmen LW 99 Okl 20
Q Arbie Trary Wh 12 Wic 20
Q Jerry Myad Fm 08 Orl 20
T Stefan Itt BU 09 Orl 20
T Mort Chuweri OD 10 Nas 20
W Loren Dupree DS 11 Nas 20
Q Han Summan CU 07 Mog 20
K W N. Cory Jibble SP 18 Mob 20
K Al Manack Gr 06 Mac 20
K R Trent Shkoot OL 18 Cha 20
t Al Ready SS 19 Peo 20
R Dirk Bagg DG 08 Peo 20
Q Seth DeLord HG 08 Tor 20
R Lon Dramatt Br 04 Tor 20
Q Ben Down BU 04 Bos 20
Q Justin Instant Wh 08 Fla 20
Q Shea Monieu Br 04 Abi 20
R Elvis Paye Wh 07 Abi 20
k Wright Fielder SS 15 Wic 20
Q Payne Indiass DS 03 Wic 20
K Von Ted Defenz Bu 15 Okl 20
R Brandon Cattle Ca 06 Mon 20
W Cy Dorder So 07 LV 20
W Van Pardy AT 10 Dod 20
K Lee Waye Pb 02 Ida 20
K Jess Waydensey Nw 11 Bou 20
R Alder Bowie HG 02 Man 20
Q Theo Millstream Ox 03 Man 20
W Barry El Graunz LB 06 Tuc 20
K Charlatan Heston HG 00 Ida 20
L W Wayne Scott Ng UF 04 Lit 20
R Arlo Prices KT 01 Lit 20
w Roland Round DG 02 Cnt 20
L R Renny Vate SB 07 Cnt 20
W Lee Dean Mann Pb 09 Lin 20
L Jaroslaw Lerner Fl 07 Lin 20
T Howie Bledsoe Nw 03 Lin 20
L R Sydney Luhu BU 08 Mob 20
L W Paul Molive CU 00 Ami 20
R Nestor Ninnies Fl 03 Ami 20
L T Perry Sisburning SB 06 Fli 20
R Drew A. Blanc Nw 02 Fli 20
R Avery Goodboy MV 02 Bos 20
W Lou DeKruss So 05 Tuc 20
R Audie O'Tape St 05 Tuc 20
K Miles N. Miles Ca 00 Cas 20
Q Peter Andy Woolf MV 00 Cas 20
K Theo Macky MO 01 Bat 20
W Leo Leihihu MV 04 Bat 20
L T Lee Doffitter Wh 09 LV 20
K W Otto Repere AT 18 Bou 20
L R Willy Wanker Fl 04 LA 20
Q Hugh Wish Pk 00 LA 20
L W Hogan Spluff OD 11 Was 20
L R Juan Duhrer Bf 08 Was 20
R Holland Day-Sauce MS 01 NJ 20
Q Upton O'Good SP 00 NJ 20
T Boyer Dumm Pe 06 Oly 20
L W Eronius Asuncion HG 05 Oly 20
L l Tony Hipp Fm 08 Mai 20
L Q Jackson Ball GJ 98 Mai 20
L R Van Lines AT 02 Mar 20
L T Mark Bills MS 01 Mar 20
L R Dewey Nothing IO 06 Mon 20
T Bobby Fallis DG 05 Col 20
R Ray Frollywood Pb 08 Col 20
R Dave Rath Br 00 Col 20
L T Yul See Ox 07 Col 20
W Audie O'Vishwal St 04 Ama 20
R Art Less Pe 02 Ama 20
L R Rock DeCradle MV 05 Iow 20
R Payne Staking DS 00 Iow 20
L T Jimmy Chonga So 11 Cha 20
R Sean DeLear SS 04 Orl 20
L R Han Dituya IO 10 Tor 20
K Rudy Day SP 02 Dod 20
Q Holland Oates CU 03 Dod 20
W Caesar Roughly DS 02 Mac 20
L T Michael Pardy PU 06 Fla 20
L W Jack Ed Edge Pe 08 Nas 20
L R Bunny Day Gr 02 Wic 20