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Manhattan Projects
2022 LAF Champions

Playoffs (home team first)

June 11

Eastern Conference

Amityville (9-6)	47
Mobile (8-7)	7

Manhattan (14-1)	30
Toronto (8-7)	20

Macon (11-4)	20
Amityville (10-6)	24

Manhattan (15-1)	19
Amityville (11-6)	3

Western Conference

Hyperbowl 48
Manhattan (16-1)	30
Baton Rouge (12-5)	7

Tucson (10-5)	34
Boulder (10-5)	21

Idaho (13-2)	21
Wichita (9-6)	28

Baton Rouge (11-5)	27
Wichita (10-6)	14

Baton Rouge (10-5)	22
Tucson (11-5)	16

Final Regular Season Standings
May 14, 2022

Western Conference

Northern Division

†Idaho	13-2, 5-0
*Boulder	10-5, 4-1
Lincoln	8-7, 3-2
Casper	7-8, 2-3
Iowa	5-10, 1-4
Olympia	3-12, 0-5

Eastern Conference

Northern Division

†Toronto	8-7, 3-2
Maine	8-7, 2-3
Flint	7-8, 4-1
Maryland	7-8, 4-1
Boston	5-10, 2-3
Connecticut	4-11, 0-5

Central Division

†Wichita	9-6, 4-1
Las Vegas	9-6, 3-2
Monterey	9-6, 3-2
Oklahoma	9-6, 2-3
Amarillo	8-7, 2-3
Dodge	5-10, 1-4

Central Division

†Manhattan	14-1, 5-0
*Amityville	9-6, 3-2
Peoria	8-7, 3-2
Washington	7-8, 3-2
New Jerseys	7-8, 1-4
Columbus	1-14, 0-5

Southern Division

†Baton Rouge	10-5, 3-2
*Tucson	10-5, 3-2
Abilene	10-5, 2-3
Little Rock	9-6, 1-4
Flagstaff	7-8, 4-1
Los Angeles	6-9, 2-3

Southern Division

†Macon	11-4, 4-1
*Mobile	8-7, 3-2
Montgomery	8-7, 3-2
Chattanooga	5-10, 2-3
Nashville	4-11, 2-3
Orlando	2-13, 1-4

† division champs, * wildcard

All-LAF Team Selections and League Honors

Western Conference		Eastern Conference
First Team	Second Team	First Team	Second Team
QB Dan Smother-Falker, Ida RB Ruud van Nasitbooy, Ida RB Dick Dover, Ama TE Hans auf der Butt, Ida WR Ira Fuse, Mon WR Micah Boose, Oly K Horatio Tujohns, Dod	QB Hugh Jorgen, LV RB Jock Kitsch, Cas RB Evelyn Olivus, Dod TE Yadier de Yada, LV WR Avery Cunningham, Tuc WR Hugh Briss, Mon K Barry Elder, Oly	QB Jason Windmills, Tor RB Anthony Kistmi, Man RB Moe Lester, Mac TE Alec Dick, Fli WR Milo Standards, Tor WR Jason Skurtz, Man K Nick Sabum, Peo	QB Oliver Klozov, Man RB Elvis Eros, Mog RB Justin Krotch, Peo TE Rob Beef, Mog WR Dresden Black, Mar WR Hugo Gurl, Ami K Noname Mofo, NJ
Coach: Gregory Enchants, Idaho		Coach: Andy Septick, Macon
Newcomer of the Year: Pat Butt, TE, Abilene		Newcomer of the Year: Lambda Slaughter, WR, Macon
MVP: Hans auf der Butt		MVP: Anthony Kistmi

Individual Stats

---Passing Composite---
1 DSmotherFalker 97 573 1 5.91 531 330 3819 129 .6210001 9 44 860.9
2 JWindmills 90 554 2 6.16 464 282 3715 100 .608 7 30 701.5
3 SDrooler 79 516 2 6.53 463 266 3330 69 .575 8 32 642
4 HJasso 83 384 6 4.63 477 275 3504 73 .577 7 28 633.4
5 OKlozov 110 598 7 5.44 511 272 3555 33 .532 9 33 628.5
6 SPadasso 87 407 7 4.68 490 269 3509 48 .549 9 30 608.9
7 KTudor-Kingdom 105 399 4 3.8 487 283 3523 79 .581 5 22 601.3
8 BHumer 96 477 5 4.97 447 253 3213 59 .566 9 31 600.3
9 HJorgen 91 589 3 6.47 452 262 3188 72 .58 6 26 590.8
10 CEaton-Lyon 100 495 7 4.95 489 281 3290 73 .575 6 24 582

---Rushing Yards---
1 AKistmi 152 1251 10 8.23 22 305 3 13.86 1556 13
2 MLester 151 1197 14 7.93 24 298 2 12.42 1495 16
3 RVanNastibooy 161 1179 10 7.32 18 241 4 13.39 1420 14
4 EEros 158 1081 11 6.84 12 156 0 13 1237 11
5 JKrotch 128 1067 10 8.34 18 194 1 10.78 1261 11
6 DDover 135 1066 10 7.9 13 167 0 12.85 1233 10
7 JKitsch 124 1056 7 8.52 22 317 3 14.41 1373 10
8 EOlivus 134 1036 8 7.73 24 295 1 12.29 1331 9
9 DSanormus 144 1028 9 7.14 17 181 2 10.65 1209 11
10 LLott 140 986 9 7.04 18 237 1 13.17 1223 10

---Receptions---
1 HAufderButt 142 1649 18 11.61 0 18
2 MStandards 115 1472 14 12.8 1 15
3 IFuse 113 1512 11 13.38 1 12
4 MBoose 113 1349 6 11.94 0 6
5 ACunningham 109 1477 13 13.55 1 14
6 JSkurtz 107 1406 15 13.14 1 16
7 HBriss 105 1237 8 11.78 0 8
8 BRapp 93 1254 8 13.48 2 10
9 TSass 91 1228 7 13.49 1 8
10 DBlack 91 1115 7 12.25 1 8

---Net Field Goals---
1 NSabum 29 23 17 876 30.21
2 HTujohns 28 19 10 706 25.21
3 NMofo 34 22 10 801 23.56
4 JCompany 21 15 9 663 31.57
5 BElder 39 24 9 940 24.1
6 CPistofferson 26 17 8 627 24.12
7 FUnguent 30 19 8 744 24.8
8 NEBree-Yates 32 20 8 681 21.28
9 DBrook 28 18 8 573 20.46
10 FSalt 21 14 7 554 26.38

---Touchdowns---
1 HAufderButt 18
2 JSkurtz 16
3 MLester 16
4 HAssaway 16
5 MStandards 15
6 DDeDedd 15
7 ACunningham 14
8 RVanNastibooy 14
9 ANastibooy 13
10 JPGRingo 13
11 EPersonhater 13
12 HKBlomey 13
13 AKistmi 13

Injuries:

Returning:
LV PPuller

Out:
CAS DYotay-Pitt
MOB EDeMall
IOW HAssaway
TOR JKloz
CHA JKarz
OKL GSchnatburger

Regular season log.

Retirements:
R Hyam D. Wahlroos HP 06 NJ 21
T Heartless Dykes Gr 07 Peo 21
W Hugh Hoo St 03 Col 21
W Gunther Pott Pk 05 Col 21
R Lou Netique DS 04 Ida 21
R Cole Ostemi Ox 08 Orl 21
L W Phil Dovecorn CU 09 Orl 21
R Love Macon OL 01 Orl 21
W Shelby Rightover OL 04 Nas 21
K Clark Petulia PU 04 Mob 21
T Luther Number Cr 04 Mob 21
L W Jim Socks PU 09 Mac 21
W Nash Teeth DS 05 Cha 21
L W Gable Barnes Ox 13 Cha 21
L R Obiwon Akraka Bd 12 Was 21
K Harry Belli Pk 04 Peo 21
L K Stan Uzbeki DG 09 NJ 21
L W Randy Peters OL 08 NJ 21
L W Mustafa Dagri Fl 07 Man 21
Q Ira Call OD 01 Col 21
L K Vaughn Egutt Ca 11 Tor 21
L R Aaron Take Bd 03 Mar 21
L W Kenrick Spirit LB 10 Fli 21
L R Cyril Liberty BH 09 Cnt 21
L R Roman Aclay Pe 08 Cnt 21
L R Ron Wilde HP 10 Bos 21
L T Eric Stensian Bd 09 Bos 21
L W Gene Yuss Fl 04 LA 21
L R Mike Hogg Fm 05 LA 21
Q Drew Atensian PU 02 Lit 21
L K Rick Turskell HP 05 Lit 21
L W Guy Fromcreed MV 09 Fla 21
L T Russ Cumy Ca 08 Fla 21
L R V.C. Argh St 08 Abi 21
L T Brik Abrak Wh 04 Wic 21
L W Lou Sweal MS 06 Okl 21
L W Miles Von Nowerr UF 08 Mon 21
L T Dave Gonnen-Dunnett KT 09 Mon 21
R Randy Bastard Fm 01 Cnt 15, LV 21
L R Rod Curtin Bd 10 Dod 21
K Rocky Chair GJ 05 Ama 21
L W Latreen Peewell LW 07 Oly 21
R Oliver Children GJ 02 Mon 15, Oly 21
L T Goose Gotcher Bd 08 Lin 21
Q Hugh DeMan Pk 08 Iow 21
W Ty Dai CU 04 Ida 21
W Plato Spaghetti CU 05 Cas 21
R Yojimbo Waddup UP 05 Bou 21