Peppercorn
December 22 -- January 22
You are compatible with most vegetables.
Today: 
Agrarius
January 20 -- February 29You are a mean farmer.
Today: 
Feces
February 21 -- March 22People don't like you, for some reason, and often think you smell bad. Those who do like you are weirdos.
Today: 
Faries
March 19 -- April 22You have a hard time communicating with others because they have their sights aimed too low. You prefer to hang out near the ceiling.
Today: 
Fordtaurus
April 15 -- May 22You have a refined aerodynamic shape and a five-star front crash rating by the government.
Today: 
Jiminez
May 20 -- June 22You are of Hispanic descent.
Today: 
Canker
June 20 -- July 24You are a blight on humanity.
Today:
Peon
July 22 -- August 21Your delusions of grandeur are inversely proportionate to your low position in life.
Today:
Vertigo
August 25 -- September 22You are very impressionable and see yourself in everything. The instant someone starts talking about you, you are helplessly at their disposal. You even think things are about you when they are not. You probably think this is about you, too.
Today:
Zebra
September 20 -- October 20People have a hard time seeing you in tall grass.
Today:
Serpico
October 22 -- November 25You are a tough inner city cop.
Today:
Sanitarius
November 22 -- December 25You are insanely clean.
Today: