CLASSIFIEDS
Macon Supply Company
Stethoscopes, portable DVD players, hand-held scanners... Or you could get some paper clips. maconsupplyco.com
The Delilah Body-Building Course. Put on muscles in interesting places. "I never knew I had a muscle there, and now I have two. I can lift a mug of cocoa with my left ear." Write today: Delilah body-building, c/o Monty Python, Brighton.
Getting Wiggy With It
3200 N May Ave,
Oklahoma City, OK
Have you seen my finger? Lost left ring finger. Call Royston Vasey.
Dillon Inc.
More than plastic vomit. dillonimporting.com
Jim Blanchard helps you stay free and get rich. And buzz the inauguration. Since 1972. jimblanchard.com
For sale 2BR 4WD A1 T/W BBW LTR LOL T&G HIC A/C BJ WS SS LGBT BLT qtr. C&S HDWD NIB LPUO OBO. Call BR 549.
Local Grounds. If you can't sleep, it's not the coffee. It's the bunk. 105 W. 3rd, West Liberty, Iowa.
Polar Donuts. "Insanely good." "Super nice." 1111 N. Meridian, Oklahoma City.
Austin Press
Vintage presses, cotton papers, printers ink, botanical waxes, nuanced perfumes, recycled glass, thick braided string, scalloped envelopes, antique books.
All-One cleansing agent, salad topping, paint remover, lubricant, solution. No problems in mind. Fix your golf game.
Time Travel Mart. Whenever you are, we're already then. Purveyor of quality goods from past, present, future. Visit us in this dimension.
Will not do odd jobs. Only dignified tasks.
Vesta. Mediterranean inspired restaurant perfect for drinks, intimate or family lunch or dinner, large gatherings, outdoors in summer, catering, or living over.
Red Ant Society.
Some signs anyway.
TaxAss. "The brand that challenges you to tell the difference from the others." - Bluecorpse
Microsft. The new Windows update. What finger have we put up your ass this time.
Learn how to confront bad movies with the therapists from RiffTrax.
You will die for me.
I am bronze. I have an 800 inch cock. My butt is kept from all exposure to toxins in a bubble. Most of my relationships end with the other person worshipping me as a the sun god. I will devour you. You must have similar features.
Facsimiles of simulacra. Movie prop recreations can be yours at a fraction of the price.
The Prop Basement.
7 oz. beef bites.
Paper is now liberated, free to express itself in so many other ways. @paperwrangler
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