Don't be a bemired oblong object. Add extra syllables to your words and impress your colleagues, affiliates, allies, associates, cohorts, confederates, copartners and counterparts. Make your corrivals somewhat less yellow than growing grass on the other side with covetousness.
| Why say . . . | when you can say . . . | Why stop there? |
| regardless | irregardless | nondisirregardless |
| effect | effectuate | effectualitate |
| executive | executory | executaritorial* |
| practical | practicable | practicalable |
| resilience | resiliency | resiliencenessy |
| wash | cleanse | lustrate |
| use | utilize | utilitalize |
| refer to | reference | referentiate |
* Note: These enhancements being forms of "executeness."