The LAF Report, March 29, 2025
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Olympia 16
Baton Rouge 38
Gods: RB Chester Doggon Minnit 14 rushes 127 yards.
Swamp Rats: QB Lewton Lasivius 11/20 passes 204 yards TD, 4 rushes 41 yards 2 TDs.
Wichita 52
Tucson 0
Linemen: RB Milo Rider 20 rushes 167 yards 2 TDs.
Rednecks: WR Avery Cunningham 5 catches 60 yards.
Boulder 17
Las Vegas 14
Types: WR Donald DeDedd 7 catches 130 yards 2 TDs.
Sinners: QB Hugh Jorgen 22/37 passes 283 yards TD, 6 rushes 44 yards.
Lincoln 14
Los Angeles 31
Logs: WR Ewan Husarmi 5 catches 84 yards TD.
Devils: RB Lyle Lott 9 rushes 78 yards.
Dodge 31
Abilene 3
Bullets: RB Evelyn Olivus 12 rushes 114 yards.
Abilene: RB Jack Offendai 9 rushes 79 yards.
Idaho 21
Oklahoma 24
Potatoheads: TE Hans auf der Butt 6 catches 119 yards TD.
Panhandlers: QB Bug Zappa 21/36 passes 223 yards TD, 10 rushes 44 yards TD.
Casper 21
Little Rock 25
Ghosts: RB Jock Kitsch 6 rushes 103 yards TD, 3 catches 37 yards.
Stars: RB Buster Rass 10 rushes 54 yards, 2 catches 35 yards.
Monterey 12
Flagstaff 14
Jacks: WR Hugh Briss 11 catches 110 yards.
Gila Monsters: RB Shlomo Replay 6 rushes 49 yards, 2 catches 15 yards.
Iowa 41
Amarillo 6
Bunch: RB Elian N. Vasian 8 rushes 91 yards 2 TDs, 1 catch 11 yards.
Armadillos: RB Dick Dover 9 rushes 66 yards, 1 catch 6 yards.
Maryland 24
Macon 27
Monroes: WR Elwood Friezover 4 catches 104 yards 2 TDs, 1 rush 5 yards TD.
Waves: QB Christian Eaton-Lyon 26/38 passes 291 yards TD, 8 rushes 100 yards TD.
Amityville 24
Orlando 13
Horrors: QB Jerome Damfalt 15/36 passes 196 yards TD int, 8 rushes 49 yards.
Dons: RB Isaac Dick 14 rushes 85 yards, 1 catch 34 yards.
Maine 7
Peoria 28
Attractions: RB Earl Wells 9 rushes 51 yards, 1 catch 24 yards.
People: QB Colin Oskopy 14/33 passes 147 yards TD 2 int, 7 rushes 69 yards.
Flint 31
Mobile 7
Stones: QB Sly Drooler 21/29 passes 288 yards 3 TDs 2 int, 11 rushes 31 yards
Homes: WR Jeff Uckendick 6 catches 64 yards.
Columbus 26
Nashville 42
Natives: QB Isaiah Prayer 15/30 passes 210 yards TD 2 int, 5 rushes 97 yards TD.
Trash: QB Tristan Shout 17/34 passes 220 yards 3 TDs, 8 rushes 32 yards.
Boston 20
Manhattan 23
Stranglers: RB Buster Muve 13 rushes 89 yards 2 TDs, 1 catch 7 yards.
Projects: RB Anthony Kistmi 11 rushes 122 yards.
Toronto 15
Montgomery 26
Sauruses: QB Jason Windmills 14/22 passes 143 yards 2 int, 6 rushes 44 yards TD.
Cliffs: K Sam Hill 4/4 field goal attempts, 29.75 avg 36 long.
New Jerseys 10
Chattanooga 16 OT
New Jerseys: QB Harrison Fire 14/25 passes 145 yards TD int, 12 rushes 49 yards.
Choochoos: WR D.O. Durant 6 catches 131 yards.
Connecticut 11
Washington 28
Yankees: RB Jason Tale 9 rushes 64 yards, 2 catches 19 yards.
Machine: RB Dick Liquor 10 rushes 72 yards TD, 1 catch 6 yards.