9| For be it known that the Snobbians of muchly superior intelligence, taste, and restraint in matters of the crotch, sought to make of our planet an example of nasty silliness to the greater beings of the universe, who being mighty in their betterness, did wish to chuckle upon such.
10| These be visitors which all men fear, for no man wisheth in his heart to be made to look silly or inferior or tasteless in his judgments or vulgar or crude, as if his genitalia were visible in a public place.
11| The Snobbians, who numbered themselves upon the lofty ball Arboplate, which translated means place of most satisfactory attempt at perfection, shot at Earth with some glee, though carefully moderated in circumspection.
13| There were those who knew of the impending intimidation, and their names shall be numbered.
14| The first name known shall be Helm Cubeturner, being that man who did run things at Large Network, a muchly impressive fixing of schemes and privileges of united places.
15| And the second name was a name that went up from those united places, for many were they who knew this name, for it was the name of a stalwart hero who had long served united places and acted with heroishness and could well tip off applause, for, at least, the stalwart part, yea, indeed was the name marked by M, for it was a name that did fairly ring out of bells, and the name was Indestructoman.
