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SCAB Standings

Dec. 17, 2022

SCAB Championship Tournament

November 26 December 3 December 10 December 17
Toilet Bowl
Moonshine St 24
Old Diehard 11
Eucalyptus Leaf Bowl
HPEMC 28
Moonshine St 17
Western Semi
HPEMC 20
Little Bighorn 17
Championship
Galactic Soup Bowl
HPEMC 13
DeSade S&M 24
Beanfest Bowl
Little Bighorn 24
Cretin 16
Dust Bowl
Kootsville Tech 14
Little Bighorn 24
Finger Bowl
Our Lady 21
Birddrops 17
Punch Bowl
DeSade S&M 23
Our Lady 10
Eastern Semi
Puke 23
DeSade S&M 24
Salad Bowl
Nwse 14
Marx Orth 13
Fish Bowl
Puke 37
Nwse 17

Sherwood Feelgood wins Demetrius, surprise or outright

DeSade S&M quarterback Sherwood Feelgood was announced the recipient of the Demetrius Award as the most valuable player of the 2022 season in the SCAB. Feelgood became the third Leatherman to receive the award and the recipient of the fourth award by a Leatherman, after QB Gil O'Teen (the current head coach of DeSade) in 1999 and QB Payne Indiass who won it twice in 2002 and 2003.

The result was something of a surprise because Northwestsoutheastern QB Lawton Common was thought to have the most player of the week awards, and Puke RB Yuri Pulsiv was thought to be a main contender because of the success of Puke. On the last week of the season, Pulsiv did not have an outstanding game and was overtaken by two others for the rushing lead, and Feelgood led DeSade to a win over the Fighting Pacifists, for which he received another national Player of the Week award.

In the end, Feelgood had three national marks and four regional for a total of 10 points in the final Demetrius tally, easily outpacing Common and Pulsiv, and with his placement at the top of the final Demetrius poll, finished with 20 points, four clear of Pulsiv. The 20 points tied him with Indiass for the second highest tally, the highest held by QB Hugh Jasso of Bunyan, who had 21 in 2016. (The largest margin of victory is 8, held by both Indiass and Moonshine State QB Cody Pendant.)

Feelgood stood out by the season measure as well. His quarterback composite (combination of rushing yards and passing composite) of 1579.1 was more than 100 points above the nearest competitor, Common, and just more than 100 shy of the record, 1687.9, set by Cody Pendant in 2020. Feelgood topped the league in both passing composite, 802.1, and rushing for a QB, with 777 yards, more than 100 yards above the nearest competitor, again Common. He topped the league in passing yards, 3,421, and net completions, 160 (and best completion percentage, .691).

The list of those Feelgood topped, the top ten finalists, was notable for who was missing, as well. Puke QB Vince Spleen, who won the award last year as a freshmen, did not place in the top ten. While the Mess didn't have quite the season passing as last, RB Yuri Pulsiv showed how much more Puke had been even last season, as he helped dominate games like that against Heroes of Polar Exploration Memorial College. Pulsiv finished 2nd for the award thanks to his number of player of the week awards, even though Common was 2nd in the final tally. Common finished 3rd, and those three were well ahead of the rest of the field, as expected.

After Common by the widest gap of five points, Kootsville Tech QB Jerome Damfalt placed as something of a surprise, but worthy for leading the Spitters back to the Little 10 championship. Next on the list are HPEMC RB Yukon Volkov and league-leading rusher, Our Lady RB Isaac Dick, followed by the two wide receivers who led the league all season in receptions and yardage, Rusty Fawcett of Lady Warship, and Marxist Orthodox's Wallace Cummin-Downe, who also broke the single-game record for receiving yardage with 268 on October 29 against Holy Grail. Moonshine St QB Macon Dew and Whooperville A&M QB Luke Ford Tuitt completed the top ten.


Season Honors

Pos.
QB
RB
RB
TE
WR
WR
K
I.P. All-SCAB Team:
Sherwood Feelgood, DS
Isaac Dick, OL
Yuri Pulsiv, Pk
Lewis Leaky Fawcett, MS
Wallace Cummin-Downe, MO
Rusty Fawcett, LW
Bruce Easely, MV

Coach of the Year: Gil O'Teen, DS

Demetrius Award:   Sherwood Feelgood, QB, DS
Second Team:
Lawton Common, Nw
Lo Fat, Gr
Byron Getron, AT
Dick Claude-Hoff, DS
Luther Lunch, Pk
Luke Lively, LB
Ahmed Datako Bell, Cr
Demetrius Points:
Sherwood Feelgood, QB, DS 20
Yuri Pulsiv, RB, Pk 16
Lawton Common, QB, Nw 15
Jerome Damfalt, QB, KT 10
Yukon Volkov, RB, HP 10
Isaac Dick, RB, OL 9
Wallace Cummin-Downe, WR, MO 8
Rusty Fawcett, WR, LW 5
Macon Dew, QB, MS 4
Luke Ford Tuitt, QB, Wh 3

--I.P. All-Conference Selections--

Pos.
QB
RB
RB
TE
WR
WR
K
C
NCY
MVP
10 Clan:
Baron Fang, HP
Lo Fat, Gr
Yukon Volkov, HP
Luther Weeper, LB
Luke Lively, LB
Hugh Wynn, Fl
Bruce Easely, MV
Phineas Slipshod, HP
Goos Tupeses, WR, IO
Baron Fang
Little 10:
Luke Ford Tuitt, Wh
Elwood Juno, Wh
Earl Baron, KT
Louis Leaky-Fawcett, MS
Lew Dax, MS
Elias Smith-Jones, KT
Ahkil Yunao, SP
Victor Spoils, KT
Jander Wendo, WR, Bd
Jerome Damfalt, QB, KT
10 Pack:
Sherwood Feelgood, DS
Byron Getron, AT
Collier Dogzov, MO
Dick Claude-Hoff, DS
Wal. Cummin-Downe, MO
Evan Sake, HG
Ahmed Datako Bell, Cr
Gil O'Teen, DS
Bjorn Madd, RB, Cr
Sherwood Feelgood
Non-Conference:
Vince Spleen, Pk
Isaac Dick, OL
Yuri Pulsiv, Pk
Rusty Manhood, OD
Rusty Fawcett, LW
Luther Lunch, Pk
Gil Gamesh, OD
Lance Boils, Pk
L. Onnajet-Plane, WR, St
Yuri Pulsiv

Final Regular Season I.P. Poll
  1. Puke
  2. HPEMC
  3. Kootsvile Tech
  4. DeSade S&M
  5. Moonshine St
  6. Northwestsoutheastern
  7. Little Bighorn
  8. Cretin
  9. Marx Orth
  10. PU
  1. Our Lady
  2. Birddrops
  3. Old Diehard
  4. Whooperville A&M
  5. Lady Warship
  6. Mountain Valley
  7. Granola
  8. Flubber
  9. Pencilmania
  10. Solid St

--Conference Standings--

10 Clan:
HP 9 0 0 13 2 0
LB 7 2 0 11 4 0
MV 7 2 0 8 4 0
Fl 6 3 0 8 4 0
Gr 6 3 0 7 4 1
Bf 4 5 0 6 6 0
Ca 3 6 0 4 8 0
IO 2 7 0 5 7 0
Bu 1 8 0 1 11 0
UF 0 9 0 0 12 0

Little 10:
KT 8 1 0 10 2 1
MS 7 2 0 11 3 0
PU 7 2 0 7 5 0
Bd 6 2 1 8 3 2
Wh 5 3 1 7 3 2
SP 4 5 0 6 6 0
CU 3 6 0 3 9 0
Br 2 7 0 4 8 0
GJ 2 7 0 2 10 0
SS 0 9 0 0 12 0

10 Pack:
DS 8 1 0 14 1 0
Nw 7 1 1 11 2 1
Cr 7 1 1 8 4 1
MO 6 2 1 8 4 1
DG 4 5 0 5 7 0
HG 4 4 1 5 6 1
SB 3 6 0 3 9 0
AT 2 7 0 3 9 0
Pb 2 7 0 3 9 0
Fm 0 9 0 1 11 0

Non-Conference:
Pk 9 0 0 13 1 0
OL 7 2 0 8 6 0
OD 6 3 0 8 5 0
Pe 6 3 0 7 4 1
LW 4 5 0 7 5 0
St 4 5 0 7 5 0
BH 4 5 0 6 5 1
Ox 2 7 0 3 9 0
UP 2 7 0 2 10 0
So 1 8 0 2 10 0

tournament teams

Individual Stats

---Passing Composite---
1 SFeelgood 88 777 7 8.83 418 289 3421 160 .691 5 35 802.1
2 MDew 83 390 3 4.7 412 270 3375 128 .655 6 38 785.5
3 LFordTuitt 90 574 3 6.38 393 252 3131 111 .641 2 37 774.1
4 VSpleen 91 577 9 6.34 426 274 3296 122 .643 4 35 761.6
5 LCommon 78 624 8 8 418 262 3353 106 .627 3 34 751.3
6 CoWaters 85 347 2 4.08 407 247 2971 87 .6070001 3 31 664.1
7 ATrue 61 397 4 6.51 403 251 2930 99 .623 1 26 642
8 JDamfalt 77 616 6 8 412 243 3093 74 .59 4 26 603.3
9 MDay 73 522 7 7.15 425 252 2825 79 .5930001 8 26 541.5
10 GWim 87 424 5 4.87 381 232 2881 83 .609 10 27 541.1

---Rushing Yards---
1 IDick 119 1056 14 8.87 11 158 3 14.36 1214 17
2 LFat 122 1055 8 8.65 10 120 0 12 1175 8
3 YPulsiv 124 1043 10 8.41 15 155 2 10.33 1198 12
4 BGetron 118 927 8 7.86 11 138 1 12.55 1065 9
5 YVolkov 132 905 13 6.86 21 233 2 11.1 1138 15
6 EJuno 111 904 8 8.139999 19 273 5 14.37 1177 13
7 BCapp 116 886 10 7.64 23 223 0 9.7 1109 10
8 AGreen 109 880 5 8.07 6 109 0 18.17 989 5
9 EBaron 126 862 12 6.84 21 267 1 12.71 1129 13
10 CDogzov 130 841 6 6.47 15 134 1 8.929999 975 7

---Receptions---
1 RFawcett 104 1243 14 11.95 2 16
2 WCummin-Downe 102 1401 8 13.74 0 8
3 LLunch 98 1184 18 12.08 1 19
4 LLively 96 1050 13 10.94 3 16
5 ESake 93 1164 7 12.52 1 8
6 LLFawcett 91 1165 12 12.8 1 13
7 BBelfry 90 1237 11 13.74 0 11
8 LDax 90 1104 15 12.27 0 15
9 DClaude-Hoff 90 994 8 11.04 0 8
10 ESmith-Jones 89 1135 14 12.75 0 14

---FG Kicking---
1 BEasely 24 20 16 777 32.38
2 ADatakoBell 25 20 15 705 28.2
3 GName 25 19 13 757 30.28
4 LDown 29 20 11 734 25.31
5 RGreen 22 16 10 595 27.05
6 BAta 17 13 9 483 28.41
7 WHathaway 25 17 9 623 24.92
8 AYunao 18 13 8 436 24.22
9 GDerhaus 22 14 6 567 25.77
10 KStannit 19 12 5 479 25.21

---TDs---
LLunch 19
IDick 17
RFawcett 16
DHKomoff 16
LLively 16
LDax 15
YVolkov 15
MBedd 15
MMoshun 14
ESmith-Jones 14
HSteddy 14
CBone 14


Schedule (PDF).