1985 SCAB Championship Tournament

November 30 December 7 December 14 December 21
Finger Bowl
Grandma Jones 21
South Paw 20
Eucalyptus Leaf Bowl
Mountain Valley 34
Grandma Jones 14
Western Semi
Mountain Valley 14
Kootsville Tech 24
National Championship
Toilet Bowl
Kootsville Tech 13
Puke 28
 
Dust Bowl
Kootsville Tech 33
Bunyan 14
 
Punch Bowl
Northwestsoutheastern 33
Our Lady 26
Eastern Semi
Northwestsoutheastern 23
Puke 28
Salad Bowl
Porkbelly 31
HPEMC 20
Fish Bowl
Puke 27
Porkbelly 14


Minor Bowls

November 30
Galactic Soup Bowl
Whooperville A&M 42
Cretin 17
Beanfest Bowl
Swampmush St 28
DeSade S&M 24


Season Honors

Pos.
QB
RB
RB
TE
WR
WR
K
I.P. All-SCAB Team:
Elvis Jacket, Pk
Ivan Rusky, HP
Brutus Pus, Pk
Ernst Angst, Pk
Sam Iyam, GJ
Drew Pynchon, Pb
Garesh Ahtwuk, KTb

Coach of the Year: Reggie Bowels, Pk

Demetrius Award:   Elvis Jacket
Second Team:
Bubba Nipple, GJ
Durcell Battry, Nw
Horace Cope, GJ
Lucious Melon, GJ
Jackie Noff, OL
Victor Spoils, KT
Zeke Jones, GJ
Demetrius Points:
Elvis Jacket 8
Han Dover 7
Warren Peace 6
Albee Rightover 4
Stag Pardee 4

--I.P. All-Conference Selections--

Pos.
QB
RB
RB
TE
WR
WR
K
C
NCY
MVP
10 Clan:
Belmont Stakes, Ca
Ivan Rusky, HP
Stag Pardee, MV
Reggie Girlie, LB
Oliver DePlace, Bu
I.C. Kappes, HP
Hoonan Chowdown, UF
Babe Bluox, Bu
Tyrone Shoelaces, RB, Bu
Ivan Rusky
Little 10:
Bubba Nipple, GJ
Horace Cope, GJ
Morris Better, KT
Lucious Melon, GJ
Victor Spoils, KT
Sam Iyam, GJ
Gareh Ahtwuk, KT
General George Beany, KT
Keenan Peachy, QB, Wh
Bubba Nipple
10 Pack:
Warren Peace, Nw
Durcell Battry, Nw
Roman Holladay, Pb
Gunnar Killur, MO
Drew Pynchon, Pb
Arman Traction, Nw
A. Smart Deel, Pb
Phineas "Tenderfoot" Slipshod, Nw
Fry Master, K, DG
Warren Peace



--Conference Standings--

10 Clan:
MV 8 1 0 12 2 0
Bu 8 1 0 10 3 0
HP 7 2 0 10 3 0
LB 6 3 0 6 6 0
Fl 5 4 0 6 6 0
Ca 4 5 0 6 6 0
IO 4 5 0 4 8 0
BS 1 8 0 1 11 0
Fl 1 8 0 1 11 0
UF 1 8 0 1 11 0

Little 10:
KT 9 0 0 14 1 0
GJ 8 1 0 12 2 0
Wh 7 2 0 10 3 0
SS 6 3 0 8 5 0
SP 5 4 0 6 6 0
MS 4 5 0 6 6 0
Br 3 6 0 5 7 0
PU 3 6 0 5 7 0
Bd 1 8 0 2 10 0
CU 0 9 0 0 12 0

10 Pack:
Nw 9 0 0 13 1 0
Pb 8 1 0 11 3 0
Cr 6 3 0 8 5 0
DS 5 4 0 7 6 0
AT 5 4 0 6 6 0
MO 5 4 0 6 6 0
DG 3 6 0 4 8 0
HG 3 6 0 4 8 0
Ra 1 8 0 1 11 0
SB 0 9 0 2 10 0

Non-Conference:
Pk 8 1 0 14 1 0
OL 8 1 0 10 3 0
So 7 2 0 10 3 0
OD 4 5 0 6 6 0
Pe 4 5 0 6 6 0
Cb 3 6 0 5 7 0
UP 3 6 0 4 8 0
Sy 3 6 0 4 8 0
BH 2 6 1 2 9 1
He 2 6 1 2 9 1