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SCAB Standings

Dec. 21, 2024

SCAB Championship Tournament

November 30 December 7 December 14 December 21
Toilet Bowl
Moonshine St 14
Holy Grail 24
Eucalyptus Leaf Bowl
Little Bighorn 27
Holy Grail 14
Western Semi
Birddrops 55
Little Bighorn 14
Championship
Galactic Soup Bowl
Puke 26
Birddrops 21
Beanfest Bowl
HPEMC 10
Cretin 28
Dust Bowl
Birddrops 42
Cretin 10
Finger Bowl
Lady Warship 30
State Pen 18
Punch Bowl
Northwestsoutheastern 38
Lady Warship 13
Eastern Semi
Puke 48
Nwse 7
Salad Bowl
DeSade S&M 38
Our Lady 14
Fish Bowl
Puke 27
DeSade S&M 13

Vince Spleen wins second Demetrius, breaks records

Puke quarterback Vince Spleen received the Demetrius Award as the most valuable player of the 2024 season in the SCAB. Spleen is the 4th Puke player to win the award, but the has won the 5th and 6th Awards. Lance Boils, now his head coach, won back-to-back Demetrius Awards in 1991 and 92. Spleen is the second player since Cretin QB E. Chitton Dye to win the award twice but not consecutively, and Spleen went the longest between the awards. He won as a freshman in 2021.

Spleen also added records in the Demetrius tally to the records he set on the field in the season. He got the most points ever in the Demetrius tally, 23, comprising 10 points for his first place in the final poll, and 13 points for Player of the Week awards during the season, including national Player of the Week award twice. The 7-point spread over the next nearest tally is tied for second most, behind the record 8 held by Boils in 1991 and DeSade QB Payne Indiass in 2002. While Spleen fell short of the passer composite record held by Kootsville Tech QB Harlan Daggers, he broke the QB composite record of Moonshine State's Cody Pendant, 1687.9, with a total of 1701.1. Spleen also set the new record for passing yards in a single season with 4,021.

In the rivalry with Birddrops QB Amos True since they arrived the same year as the two highest rated players, Spleen ended up getting the second Demetrius, after True won it last season with a 983.1 pass composite. Spleen became only the third player to pass the 1,000 mark, with 1019.1, behind Daggers's record 1041.3 and Pendant's 1038.9. True finished 2nd in the tally this year, 7 points behind Spleen.

Northwestsoutheastern freshman RB Dustin DeBrie, the league's leading rusher and the top rated player in this year's new class, finished 3rd, with the same total but with higher final poll position than DeSade S&M QB Justin Joyett, the top rated player in last year's class. State Pen RB Anthony Kilder finished 5th, Cretin QB Arlo Asteem 6th. Lady Warship QB Colm Waters was something of a surprise at 7th, but had Player of the Week awards totaling 6. The top 10 was filled out by Little Bighorn QB Phillip DeSkript, who also did well in Player of the Week honors, Spleen's favorite target at Puke and the league leading receiver WR Colin Sick, and freshman TE Harry Balzac who boosted Bigfoot from last to 3rd in the 10 Clan.


Season Honors

Pos.
QB
RB
RB
TE
WR
WR
K
I.P. All-SCAB Team:
Vince Spleen, Pk
Dustin DeBrie, Nw
Anthony Kilder, SP
Danko Hole, Pk
Colin Sick, Pk
Felipe Wigg, MV
Esteban Sobazar, UP

Coach of the Year: Earl Lee Bird, Bd

Demetrius Award:   Vince Spleen, QB, Pk
Second Team:
Amos True, Bd
Randy Little Budlicher, MV
Earl Baron, KT
Harry Balzac, Bf
Bernie Sensasian, DS
Gladwin Eudedd, LB
Ahmed Datako Bell, Cr
Demetrius Points:
Vince Spleen, QB, Pk 23
Amos True, QB, Bd 16
Dustin DeBrie, RB, Nw 14
Justin Joyett, QB, DS 14
Anthony Kilder, RB, SP 11
Arlo Asteem, QB, Cr 9
Colm Waters, QB, LW 6
Phillip DeSkript, LB 6
Colin Sick, WR, Pk 5
Harry Balzac, TE, Bf 3

--I.P. All-Conference Selections--

Pos.
QB
RB
RB
TE
WR
WR
K
C
NCY
MVP
10 Clan:
Charlie Doan-Serf, Ca
Randy Little Budlicher, MV
Haji Shuks, Gr
Harry Balzac, Bf
Felipe Wigg, MV
Gladwin Eudedd, LB
Anbu Tuyu, Bf
Eton Alive, Bf
Randy Little Budlicher
Phillip DeSkript, QB, LB
Little 10:
Amos True, Bd
Anthony Kilder, SP
Earl Baron, KT
Cas Tanetz, KT
Jander Wendo, Bd
Luca Bird, Bd
Thurwill Beano Moore, Br
Earl Lee Bird, Bd
Lukie Yonder, QB, Wh
Amos True
10 Pack:
Justin Joyett, DS
Dustin DeBrie, Nw
Danko Hovel, HG
Stanko Szit, DG
Bernie Sensasian, DS
Jeffrey Kenmook, Cr
Ahmed Datako Bell, Cr
Warren Peace, Nw
Dustin DeBrie
Dustin DeBrie
Non-Conference:
Vince Spleen, Pk
Macon Love, OL
Alonso Green, Ox
Danko Hole, Pk
Colin Sick, Pk
Fuzzy Balzac, LW
Esteban Sobazar, UP
Lance Boils, Pk
Macon Love
Vince Spleen

Final Regular Season I.P. Poll

POW Awards

  1. Puke
  2. Birddrops
  3. Northwestsoutheastern
  4. DeSade S&M
  5. State Pen
  6. Cretin
  7. Lady Warship
  8. Our Lady
  9. Moonshine St
  10. Little Bighorn
  1. Porkbelly
  2. Whooperville A&M
  3. Holy Grail
  4. Kootsvile Tech
  5. HPEMC
  6. Bigfoot
  7. Mountain Valley
  8. UFO
  9. Cavalry
  10. Corncob
Phillip DeSkript, QB, LB
Haji Shuks, RB, Gr
Elko Hall, WR, MS
Moe DeLonn, RB, Wh
Dustin DeBrie, RB, Nw ⊕
Arlo Asteem, QB, Cr
Vince Spleen, QB, Pk
Colm Waters, QB, LW

--Conference Standings--

10 Clan:
LB 7 2 0 9 4 1
HP 6 3 0 6 7 0

Bf 6 3 0 6 6 0
MV 5 3 1 7 4 1
UF 5 4 0 7 5 0
Ca 5 4 0 7 5 0
Gr 5 4 0 5 7 0
Fl 2 6 1 3 8 1
IO 1 8 0 3 9 0
Bu 1 8 0 1 10 1

Little 10:
Bd 9 0 0 14 1 0
MS 8 1 0 8 5 0
SP 7 2 0 10 3 0

KT 6 3 0 7 5 0
Wh 5 4 0 8 4 0
CU 4 5 0 7 5 0
PU 3 6 0 4 8 0
SS 2 7 0 3 9 0
Br 1 8 0 4 8 0
GJ 0 9 0 0 11 1

10 Pack:
Nw 8 1 0 11 3 0
DS 8 1 0 11 3 0
Cr 7 2 0 11 3 0
HG 6 3 0 9 5 0

Pb 5 4 0 8 4 0
MO 3 6 0 5 7 0
Fm 3 6 0 5 7 0
DG 2 7 0 3 9 0
AT 2 7 0 2 10 0
SB 1 8 0 1 11 0

Non-Conference:
Pk 9 0 0 15 0 0
LW 8 1 0 11 3 0
OL 7 2 0 9 3 1

St 4 4 1 5 6 1
UP 4 5 0 6 6 0
BH 4 5 0 5 7 0
Pe 4 5 0 4 8 0
So 3 5 1 4 7 1
OD 1 8 0 1 11 0
Ox 0 9 0 1 11 0

tournament teams

Individual Stats

---Passing Composite---
1 VSpleen 75 682 2 9.09 441 309 4021 177 .701 2 46 1019.1
2 JJoyett 78 573 5 7.35 419 275 3380 131 .656 5 35 769
3 ATrue 83 618 7 7.45 409 285 3177 161 .697 7 35 758.7
4 CDoan-Serf 82 523 6 6.38 390 245 3215 100 .628 5 34 711.5
5 PDeSkript 72 564 2 7.83 372 235 3090 98 .632 5 32 677
6 LYonder 80 480 3 6 382 223 2674 64 .5840001 2 34 651.4
7 JChampagne 74 510 6 6.89 386 248 3112 110 .642 6 29 651.2
8 VAnger 85 429 5 5.05 423 242 2938 61 .572 10 36 614.8
9 CoWaters 90 500 4 5.56 375 236 3047 97 .629 7 28 611.7
10 AAsteem 92 683 10 7.42 406 236 3046 66 .581 6 29 600.6

---Rushing Yards---
1 DDeBrie 128 994 12 7.77 22 256 4 11.64 1250 16
2 AKilder 122 983 10 8.059999 21 318 4 15.14 1301 14
3 RLBudlicher 135 970 7 7.19 14 173 1 12.36 1143 8
4 EBaron 136 966 6 7.1 13 121 2 9.309999 1087 8
5 MLove 118 924 5 7.83 11 186 3 16.91 1110 8
6 LDartz 130 913 10 7.02 17 197 3 11.59 1110 13
7 AGreen 102 906 8 8.88 10 147 1 14.7 1053 9
8 KAbir 107 898 8 8.389999 16 201 1 12.56 1099 9
9 HShuks 120 836 4 6.97 12 149 0 12.42 985 4
10 DDump 123 782 7 6.36 4 45 0 11.25 827 7

---Receptions---
1 CSick 103 1193 16 11.58 3 19
2 FWigg 96 1179 5 12.28 1 6
3 BSensasian 96 1209 12 12.59 2 14
5 GEudedd 93 1282 14 13.78 1 15
4 JWendo 93 980 8 10.54 0 8
6 LBird 89 1096 14 12.31 0 14
7 FBalzac 87 1164 10 13.38 0 10
8 JKenmook 87 1153 7 13.25 2 9
9 BBelfry 87 1019 13 11.71 1 14
10 DHole 86 1171 17 13.62 1 18

---FG Kicking---
1 ESobazar 26 20 14 767 29.5
2 ADatakoBell 30 22 14 834 27.8
3 ETherwanger 21 17 13 671 31.95
4 ATuyu 22 16 10 630 28.64
5 DThot 21 15 9 527 25.1
6 BrFrute 27 18 9 598 22.15
7 IDee 28 18 8 645 23.04
8 PMcCaw 18 13 8 397 22.06
9 TBMoore 26 17 8 549 21.12
10 AYunao 15 11 7 384 25.6

---TDs---
CSick 19
DHole 18
POverhill 17
DDeBrie 16
DHKomoff 15
MKrackers 15
GEudedd 15
AKilder 14
CFeet 14
BSensasian 14
BBelfry 14
LBird 14


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