The LAF Report, February 17, 2018
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Connecticut

31

Abilene

24

Yankees: RB Jason Tale 14 rushes 96 yards 2 TDs, 1 catch 13 yards.
Bad Guys: WR Titus Sass 10 catches 222 yards.

Toronto

45

Flagstaff

13

Sauruses: WR Milo Standards 13 catches 212 yards 3 TDs.
Gila Monsters: TE Hang D. Vijay 6 catches 83 yards.

Maryland

38

Little Rock

14

Monroes: QB Rowdy van Duud 13 rushes 100 yards, 1 catch 12 yards.
Stars: WR Jack Sorbetta 4 catches 104 yards.

Maine

37

Tucson

17

Attractions: RB Earl Wells 7 rushes 104 yards 2 TDs.
Rednecks: RB Dick Burns 16 rushes 92 yards, 2 catches 29 yards.

Flint

33

Baton Rouge

3

Stones: RB Dick Payne 13 rushes 84 yards TD, 1 catch 11 yards.
Swamp Rats: WR Noah Fence 5 catches 65 yards.

Boston

13

Los Angeles

17

Stranglers: WR Jeff Leppard 7 catches 74 yards.
Devils: RB Lyle Lott 13 rushes 130 yards TD, 2 catches 18 yards.

Amityville

6

Casper

17

Horrors: WR "Dangerous" Lee Azens 3 catches 93 yards TD.
Ghosts: RB Jock Kitsch 12 rushes 118 yards, 1 catch 27 yards.

Columbus

43

Olympia

10

Natives: TE Phil Awful 9 catches 164 yards 3 TDs.
Gods: RB Tim Pest 11 rushes 39 yards.

Manhattan

18

Idaho

15

Projects: RB Avery Nastibooy 11 rushes 99 yards 2 TDs, 1 catch 11 yards.
Potatoheads: RB Roy Dreige 18 rushes 81 yards, 1 catch 21 yards.

Peoria

8

Boulder

29

People: TE Heartless Dykes 7 catches 63 yards.
Types: QB Pierre Pressure 22/38 passes 263 yards 3 TDs, 9 rushes 41 yards.

New Jerseys

35

Lincolin

28

New Jerseys: QB Upton O'Good 16/28 passes 281 yards 2 TDs, 14 rushes 151 yards TD.
Logs: RB Rip Bonaparte 6 rushes 62 yards.

Washington

38

Iowa

24

Machine: RB Dick Sanormus 14 rushes 118 yards, 1 catch 9 yards TD.
Bunch: RB Orson DeWater 6 rushes 70 yards TD, 1 catch 10 yards.

Nashville

30

Oklahoma

21

Trash: RB Dick Hertz 19 rushes 126 yards TD.
Panhandlers: WR Jason Shadows 12 catches 128 yards TD.

Montgomery

30

Monterey

27

Cliffs: RB Elvis Eros 12 rushes 62 yards TD, 2 catches 80 yards.
Jacks: RB Tex Avvy 12 rushes 92 yards.

Orlando

19

Amarillo

7

Dons: QB Zack Lee Wright 18/30 passes 228 yards int, 1 rush 2 yards TD.
Armadillos: RB Dick Dover 15 rushes 93 yards, 2 catches 19 yards.

Macon

27

Wichita

10

Waves: RB Moe Lester 9 rushes 70 yards TD, 2 catches 23 yards.
Linemen: TE Sum Yung-ful 4 catches 89 yards.

Mobile

14

Dodge

21

Homes: WR Dwayne D. Dwayne 8 cathes 96 yards TD.
Bullets: WR Justin Huff 10 catches 139 yards TD.

Chattanooga

25

Las Vegas

33

Choochoos: WR Jason Karz 7 catches 78 yards 2 TDs.
Sinners: QB Dan Sin Queen 20/39 passes 233 yards TD, 7 rushes 70 yards.