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10 Clan Little 10
Bigfoot Trackers
Bunyan Lumberjacks
Cavalry Galloping Ghosts
Flubber Ne'erdowells
University of Foreign Outposts Aliens
Granola Nuts
Heroes of Polar Exploration Memorial College Sled Dogs
1993
Intrepid Oak Worrywarts
Little Bighorn Ambushers
Mountain Valley Choirboys
1989
Birddrops Aeronautics School Ragin' Roosters
Brimstone Hellfires
2008
Corncob Kernels
Grandma Jones Memorial College Bisquiteaters
1981
Kootsville Tech Spitters
1979, 1980, 1982, 2010, 2015, 2016, 2017
Moonshine State Bootleggers
2019
Pea University Skunks
Swampmush State Mosquitos
State Pen Convicts
1997, 1998, 2002, 2004, 2018
Whooperville A&M Fighting Junebugs
1986, 1987, 1988
10 Pack The Non-Conference
Axlegrease Tech. Tarfaces
Cretin Asses
2009
DeSade S&M Leathermen
2003 2022
Dunne-Geep Beetles
Footmouth Heels
Holy Grail Swallows
2011, 2020
Marxist Orthodox Big Red
Current championsNorthwestsoutheastern Fighting Pacifists
1983, 1994, 2005, 2006, 2012, 2013, 2014, 2025
Porkbelly Institute of Economics Swine
1990
Slash & Burn A&M Guerillas
Bleeding Heart Doves
2001
Lady Warship Fighting Seamen
Old Diehard Codgers
Our Lady of the Evening Johns
1995, 2000
Oxherd Crimson Hide
Pencilmania Big Lead
University of Puerto Rico in New York Sharks
2007
Puke Mess
1985, 1991, 1992, 1996, 1999, 2021, 2023, 2024
Solid State Receivers
South Paw Lefties
1984


Year Champions Score Loser Demetrius Award
2025 Northwestsoutheastern 49-10 Birddrops Jan Fest, QB, Nwse
2024 Puke 26-21 Birddrops Vince Spleen, QB, Puke
2023 Puke 16-7 Whooperville A&M Amos True, QB, Birddrops
2022 DeSade S&M 24-13 HPEMC Sherwood Feelgood, QB, DeSade S&M
2021 Puke 34-27 HPEMC Vince Spleen, QB, Puke
2020 Holy Grail 21-9 Cretin Cody Pendant, QB, Moonshine St
2019 Moonshine St 28-18 HPEMC Cody Pendant, QB, Moonshine St
2018 State Pen 35-22 Holy Grail Harlan Daggers, QB, Kootsville Tech
2017 Kootsville Tech 66-7 Brimstone Harlan Daggers, QB, Kootsville Tech
2016 Kootsville Tech 21-0 DeSade S&M Hugh Jasso, QB, Bunyan
2015 Kootsville Tech 24-21 Porkbelly Chuck Everything, QB, Bleeding Heart
2014 Northwestsoutheastern 24-11 Kootsville Tech Terry Tupesus, QB, Little Bighorn
2013 Northwestsoutheastern 24-18 Kootsville Tech Constantine Angst, QB, Nwse
2012 Northwestsoutheastern 44-20 Cavalry Constantine Angst, QB, Nwse
2011 Holy Grail 23-17* Northwestsoutheastern E. Chitton Dye, QB, Cretin
2010 Kootsville Tech. 28-24 Cretin Harry Bastard, QB, Bigfoot
2009 Cretin 35-23 Brimstone E. Chitton Dye, QB, Cretin
2008 Brimstone 34-10 Lady Warship Dick Payne, RB, Lady Warship
2007 UPRNY 17-16 Kootsville Tech Howard Juneau, QB, HPEMC
2006 Northwestsoutheastern 41-7 UPRNY Sebastian Ophuls, QB, Nwse
2005 Northwestsoutheastern 34-7 Swampmush St Avery Cunningham, WR, Nwse
2004 State Pen 30-0 DeSade SM Hollis Assaway, WR, State Pen
2003 DeSade S&M 26-21 State Pen Payne Indiass, QB, DeSade S&M
2002 State Pen 31-3 DeSade S&M Payne Indiass, QB, DeSade S&M
2001 Bleeding Heart 44-19 HPEMC I.B. Long, WR, Bleeding Heart
2000 Our Lady 20-7 Bleeding Heart Dave Rath, RB, Brimstone
1999 Puke 35-30 Our Lady Gil O'Teen, QB, DeSade S&M
1998 State Pen 31-10 DeSade S&M Mel Fraud, WR, State Pen.
1997 State Pen 24-22 Lady Warship Buster Hymen, RB, Lady Warship
1996 Puke 7-3 Lady Warship Tab Lloyd, QB, Puke
1995 Our Lady 23-21 Kootsville Tech Nick Romancer, RB, Nwse
1994 Northwestsoutheastern 20-14 Kootsville Tech Boyd Bwane, QB, Birddrops
1993 HPEMC 30-24* Our Lady Virgil Reality, QB, Nwse
1992 Puke 30-14 PU Lance Boils, QB, Puke
1991 Puke 24-10 State Pen Lance Boils, QB, Puke
1990 Porkbelly 34-24 Bleeding Heart Osborne Lucky, QB, Porkbelly
1989 Mountain Valley 31-27 Bleeding Heart Laurelson Kudos, QB, Mountain Valley
1988 Whooperville A&M 31-17 Bleeding Heart Keenan Peachy, QB, Whooperville A&M
1987 Whooperville A&M 31-16 Porkbelly Curtis Interruptis, RB, Whooperville A&M
1986 Whooperville A&M 22-21 Northwestsoutheastern Warren Peace, QB, Nwse
1985 Puke 28-13 Kootsville Tech Elvis Jacket, QB, Puke
1984 South Paw 27-21* Kootsville Tech Han Dover, QB, South Paw
1983 Northwestsoutheastern 33-31 Bunyan Roosevelt Lincoln Washington Jones, RB, Grandma Jones
1982 Kootsville Tech. 27-21 Northwestsoutheastern Stanley Cupp, RB, Kootsville Tech.
1981 Grandma Jones 30-7 Kootsville Tech Ricky Sponge, RB, Axlegrease Tech.
1980 Kootsville Tech. 24-14 Holy Grail Armand Hammer, QB, Moonshine St.
1979 Kootsville Tech. 28-14 Rutherfordson St Jack Rabbit, RB, Kootsville Tech.
1978 (prior to SCAB)     * Jack Rabbit, RB, Kootsville Tech.
1977       * Telly Vision, RB, Grandma Jones
1976       * Bud Weiser, RB, Whooperville A&M
1975       * Max DeNife, RB, State Pen.
    * OT   * Award given only in Little 10.