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Championship Tournament

December 9, 2017




UFO

17

Kootsville Tech

21

Aliens: QB Rob Senses 14/30 passes 162 yards TD int, 9 rushes 55 yards.
Spitters: QB Harlan Daggers 15/32 passes 201 yards, 8 rushes 60 yards 2 TDs.

 

Western Semifinal

Spitters hold off suprising Aliens

The result was expected: Kootsville Tech won to advance to their fifth straight title game and a chance for their third straight championship. It may be just another footnote in the amazing campaign of this dynasty. But the Univerity of Foreign Outposts gave the Spitters their closest game since the 2015 championship, and held them to the lowest points since last year's championship.

The Spitters squashed the Aliens' first possession, then zipped down the feild to score, an 8-yard run by Demetrius Award winner QB Harlan Daggers. UFO then showed they could throw a punch, after forcing a field goal attempt Kootsville missed. Using passes from QB Rob Senses to WR Albee Beck and RB Klaus N. Kaunterz to get to the Spitter 13-yard line, the Aliens finished with a 13-yards strike to star freshman WR Ezekiel Powers.

Kootsville then swiftly took control, moving in big chunks to score two TDs while forcing a three and out in between. Daggers threw 28 yards to RB Justin Krotch to set up another 11-yard run of his own, this time on a scramble. The next score was a 41-yard run by RB Chester Doggon Minnit. It looked like the flood gates were open. But from there, the Aliens shut down the Spitters, who missed an astonishing 5 field goals, though 4 were from beyond 50 yards.

In the 3rd quarter the plot thickined when Minnit fumbled and the Aliens recovered at the Kootsville 21. After a 3-yard run from Kaunterz, RB Ron Screaming ran it in from 18 yards, and UFO was within a TD of the mighty Spitters. Futility would continue for the Spitter offesne in the 4th, WR D.O. Durant fumbling back to UFO after a Spitter interception. The Aliens then drew out the suspense consuming most of the 4th quarter with a 14-play drive. But they satlled at the Kootsville 18 and kicked a 35-yard field goal. They tried the onsides kick, but the Spitters recoverd.

 






Brimstone

41

Mountain Valley

13

Hellfires: QB Justin Kredabul 18/30 passes 326 yards 4 TDs int, 5 rushes 57 yards.
Choirboys: WR Micah Boose 11 catches 137 yards.

 

Eastern Semifinal

Hellfires turn tables on Choirboys

Mountain Valley stunned the favored DeSade S&M in the Punch Bowl due to a series of bad turns converted to scores early on that the Leathermen never recovered from, leading to a 41-14 route. For that reason, the Choirboys, with star QB Hugh Jorgen and WR Micah Boose, came into the semifinal game a heavy favorite against an upstart Brimstone. But the Hellfires, who were a surprise entry into the tournmanent after the events of the season's lat day, and an underdog in every tournament game, did the same thing to Mountain Valley.

Brimstone scored on its first three possessions, taking advantage of Mountain Vally errors to do so, but proving that they could be just as dangerous offensively. Mountain Valley never recovered, and even after it seemed they gained some measure of control over the Brimstone offense, the Hellfires kept the Choirboys from any fireworks of their own. Brimtone freshman QB Justin Kredabul, who was not considered the top of his recruiting class, as Jorgen was, but who has gone farther past the season then Tristan Shout of Dunne-Geep, whom he beat, or Cody Pendant of Moonshine St, threw for over 300 yards in this game, while Jorgen had 233. Brimstone WR River Sedge had 6 catches for 144 yards and 2 TDs, to 11 catches and 137 yards for All-SCAB WR Micah Boose of Mountain Valley.

 


SCAB Championship Tournament

November 25 December 2 December 9 December 16
Toilet Bowl
Marx. Orth. 20
State Pen 28
Eucalyptus Leaf Bowl
State Pen 31
UFO 43
Western Semi
UFO 17
Kootsville Tech 21
National Championship
Galactic Soup Bowl
Brimstone  
Kootsville Tech  
Beanfest Bowl
Moonshine St 28
Bunyan 17
Dust Bowl
Moonshine St 23
Kootsville Tech 38
Finger Bowl
Mountain Valley 24
Oxherd 17
Punch Bowl
Mountain Valley 41
DeSade S&M 14
Eastern Semi
Brimstone 41
Mountain Valley 13
Salad Bowl
Brimstone 31
Dunne-Geep 23
Fish Bowl
Brimstone 14
Solid St 13


Daggers Finally Gets the Metal

Kootsville Tech quarterback Harlan Daggers was awarded the Demetrius Award by the Illegitimate Press as the SCAB's most valuable player for the 2017 season. It's what had been expected of him since before he even chose to wear the Spitter red and black. After the shocker for last year's award, there was really no suprise this year, but he certainly accomplished everything else in the meantime.

As the top recruit in his class he was already the most sought after player, even though he was already intended for Kootsville Tech. From his first game he was the most significant player in the SCAB, tilting the balance in favor of the Spitters who had lived in the shadow of the Northwestsouthestern dynasty. With a combination of running and passing skills like perhaps none before him, at the head of the Spitter play-action offense he became the most dynamic force in the league, and led the Spitters to the championship his first year.

Then in 2016, his sophomore year, he crushed passing records of some of the legendary passers of SCAB history, when he was not supposed to have been such a pure passing talent. Most impressive was his breaking the 1000 mark for passer composite, surpassing by nearly 70 points the record of State Pen's Upton O'Good set in 1997. Some thought that would never happen. He broke O'Good's 1998 record of most passing yards and the mark of most TDs passed for held by three QBs, including O'Good and South Paw legend Marion Havkitz. He topped that by four: 52 to 48.

But in one of the biggest surprises in SCAB history, the 2016 Demetrius Award went to Bunyan QB Hugh Jasso because of his player of the week honors tally. This year, however, there was no one close, even in that. Daggers and the Spitters have been untouchable in their march for a third straight championship. Daggers broke his own record of QB composite set last year, with 1621.2 points combining rushing yards and passer composite. He was the second leading rusher in the Little 10 behind teammate Justin Krotch, with 745 yards, good for 16th in the SCAB.



Season Honors

Pos.
QB
RB
RB
TE
WR
WR
K
I.P. All-SCAB Team:
Harlan Daggers, KT
Dick Small, Fl
Justin Krotch, KT
Bud Cheeks, DS
Odell Paye, SP
C.C. Fly, SS
G.U. Lakme, So

Coach of the Year: Victor Spoils, KT

Demetrius Award:   Harlan Daggers
Second Team:
Rob Senses, UF
Bubba Butt, OL
Bud Cheese, Gr
Hang D. Vijay, St
D.O. Durant, KT
Micah Boose, MV
N.E Bree-Yates, MS
Demetrius Points:
Harlan Daggers 16
Rob Senses 12
Jack Boot 10
Hugo Potti 10
Justin Krotch 8
Hugh Jasso 8
Odell Paye 6
Ezekiel Powers 6
Tristan Shout 6
Hugh Jorgen 5

--I.P. All-Conference Selections--

Pos.
QB
RB
RB
TE
WR
WR
K
C
NCY
MVP
10 Clan:
Rob Senses, UF
Dick Small, Fl
Bud Cheese, Gr
Yudong Hang, Bu
Micah Boose, MV
Skipper Period, IO
Teddy Rosyfelt, Ca
Noah Speckinglish, UF
Ezekiel Powers, UF
Rob Senses
Little 10:
Harlan Daggers, KT
Justin Krotch, KT
Boggs Down, SS
Al Tatood, Bd
Odell Paye, SP
C.C. Fly, SS
N.E. Bree-Yates, MS
Victor Spoils, KT
Odell Paye
Harlan Daggers
10 Pack:
Brit Humer, MO
Chevy Tudor, AT
Oscar Buzz, HG
Bud Cheeks, DS
Hugh Briss, Pb
Phil Lasteen, Cr
Kahn Ng-Ling, DG
Perry Site, DG
Lee van Dye, QB, Cr
Brit Humer
Non-Conference:
Barry Griese, Ox
Hugo Potti, OD
Bubba Butt, OL
Hang D. Vijay, St
Lester Moyle, BH
Ben Better, OD
G.U. Lakme, So
Will DeBiest, Ox
Hugh Jan Dougly, QB, OL
Hugo Potti

I.P. Poll

POW Awards

  1. Kootsville Tech.
  2. DeSade S&M
  3. Solid St.
  4. UFO
  5. State Pen
  6. Oxherd
  7. Moonshine St
  8. Mountain Valley
  9. Bunyan
  10. Marx. Orth.
  1. Brimstone
  2. Dunne-Geep
  3. Our Lady
  4. Porkbelly
  5. Old Diehard
  6. Grandma Jones
  7. Granola
  8. Northwestsoutheastern
  9. Cretin
  10. Holy Grail

N. DeeDee Didd, RB, MV
Bud Cheese, RB, Gr
Noah Peel, QB, SP
Justin Krotch, RB, KT
Jack Boot, QB, DS ⊕
Leveon Rose, RB, Nw
Dez Goode-Eton, WR, Ox
Bubba Butt, RB, OL

--Conference Standings--

10 Clan:
F 8 1 0 11 1 0
Bu 8 1 0 9 3 0
MV 7 2 0 9 3 0
Gr 5 3 1 7 4 1
LB 4 5 0 6 6 0
Fl 3 5 1 4 7 1
Bf 3 6 0 4 8 0
Ca 3 6 0 4 8 0
HP 2 7 0 4 8 0
IO 0 7 2 2 8 2

Little 10:
KT 9 0 0 12 0 0
SP 7 2 0 10 2 0
MS 7 2 0 9 3 0
Br 6 3 0 8 4 0
GJ 5 4 0 6 6 0
Bd 4 5 0 6 6 0
SS 2 7 0 4 8 0
PU 2 7 0 3 9 0
Wh 2 7 0 2 10 0
CU 1 8 0 2 10 0

10 Pack:
DS 8 1 0 10 2 0
DG 6 3 0 7 5 0
Nw 6 3 0 6 6 0
MO 5 3 1 8 3 1
Pb 5 3 1 7 4 1
Cr 4 4 1 7 4 1
HG 4 5 0 6 6 0
AT 2 7 0 4 8 0
Fm 2 7 0 4 8 0
SB 1 7 1 2 9 1

Non-Conference:
St 8 1 0 10 2 0
Ox 7 1 1 9 2 1
OL 6 3 0 7 5 0
OD 5 3 1 7 4 1
BH 5 4 0 5 7 0
LW 5 4 0 5 7 0
UP 4 5 0 4 8 0
Pk 3 6 0 3 9 0
Pe 1 8 0 2 10 0
So 0 9 0 0 12 0

tournament teams

Individual Stats


---Passing Composite---
1 HDaggers 102 745 12 7.3 437 291 3412 145 .666 4 43 876.2
2 JBoot 72 361 5 5.01 424 285 3313 146 .6720001 3 36 807.3
3 HJasso 76 472 8 6.21 392 254 3273 116 .648 3 32 733.3
4 HJorgen 98 492 1 5.02 394 257 3075 120 .652 4 32 707.5
5 LTrudy-Kehoe 64 394 3 6.16 381 220 3105 59 .577 6 31 619.5
6 BGriese 69 484 4 7.01 393 232 2598 71 .59 4 29 580.8
7 WPayne 81 667 7 8.23 419 236 3108 53 .563 3 23 563.8
8 BHumer 99 647 3 6.54 386 226 2649 66 .585 8 31 560.9
9 NPeel 80 642 6 8.02 393 241 2776 89 .613 7 26 556.6
10 CPendant 99 580 4 5.86 396 230 2772 64 .581 5 24 531.2

---Rushing Yards---
1 DSmall 131 1036 8 7.91 12 119 0 9.92 1155 8
2 HPotti 136 1022 13 7.51 19 319 2 16.79 1341 15
3 BCheese 119 1015 9 8.53 19 175 1 9.21 1190 10
4 BButt 124 1013 6 8.17 21 389 5 18.52 1402 11
5 JKrotch 120 993 11 8.27 25 413 6 16.52 1406 17
6 BLongtime 132 897 8 6.8 16 164 2 10.25 1061 10
7 CTudor 111 893 6 8.05 7 86 1 12.29 979 7
8 FLimadier 132 889 6 6.73 14 132 0 9.429999 1021 6
9 CNotherLovesong 131 882 8 6.73 11 132 1 12 1014 9
10 BJeter 114 860 2 7.54 11 170 1 15.45 1030 3

---Receptions---
1 OPaye 95 1044 9 10.99 1 10
2 DODurant 93 1127 12 12.12 2 14
3 CFly 92 1366 8 14.85 1 9
4 HVijay 91 1018 7 11.19 2 9
5 MBoose 91 1017 14 11.18 2 16
6 LDaggers 91 894 15 9.82 0 15
7 SPeriod 89 1175 5 13.2 1 6
8 HBriss 88 1276 13 14.5 2 15
9 DKlozoff 88 1227 12 13.94 0 12
10 EPowers 88 1102 13 12.52 1 14

---FG Kicking---
1 GULakme 21 16 11 606 28.86
2 NEBree-Yates 26 18 10 679 26.12
3 TRosyfelt 27 18 9 680 25.19
4 CBuster 25 17 9 620 24.8
5 JLocket 21 14 7 604 28.76
6 AReady 25 16 7 651 26.04
7 KNg-Ling 27 17 7 659 24.41
8 KBasa 21 14 7 481 22.9
9 MLeRoy 28 17 6 655 23.39
10 LVanDokumbach 25 15 5 666 26.64

---TDs---
JKrotch, KT, 17
MBoose, MV, 16
LDaggers, KT, 15
HBriss, Pb, 15
HPotti, OD, 15
DODurant, KT, 14
YHang, Bu, 14
EPowers, UF, 14
LNova, Cr, 13
DBowie, MV, 13


Schedule (PDF).