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SCAB Report

August 12, 2017

2017 Pre-Season Poll


Most significant players:
Rank Team Lost Returning Gained
1. Kootsville Tech. K Jess Right QB Harlan Daggers K Yale Louter
2. DeSade S&M RB Dick Hertz TE Bud Cheeks RB Bud Claude-Hoff
3. Mountain Valley RB Perry Gonn QB Hugh Jorgen RB N. Dede Didd
4. Porkbelly RB Ewen Bigg WR Hugh Briss RB Bill Prince
5. Moonshine St. WR Tad Thursty WR Kareem Dallah Kareem QB Cody Pendant
6. UFO WR Kert Rats QB Rob Senses WR Ezekiel Powers
7. Solid State QB Roger That WR Jeff Leppard --
8. Bleeding Heart TE Alec Dick QB Reed Wright RB Lee van Holiday
9. Our Lady QB Phil T. Looker RB Bubba Butt QB Hugh Jan Dougly
10. Northwestsoutheastern RB Les Payne RB LeVeon Rose RB Les Moore
11. Holy Grail QB Tory Scum RB Oscar Buzz QB Oliver Creation
12. Bunyan WR Grover Knight QB Hugh Jasso WR Hugh Jacks
13. Grandma Jones WR Landry Baskett QB Purdee Pleese WR Willy Reely
14. Dunne-Geep WR Hugh Watt RB Poopers Cooper QB Tristan Shout
15. Old Diehard QB Richard DeTerd RB Hugo Potti QB Woody Ever
16. UPRNY RB Ben Jelus TE Yadier de Yada RB Perry Fenelia
17. Marx. Orth. K Mac E. Avelli QB Brit Humer RB Vitaly Devotz
18. Puke QB F.A. Skippy RB Ben Jeter TE Qi Ta-niu
19. Brimstone QB Keith Tudor-Kingdom WR Eubie Leeve QB Justin Kredabul
20. Little Bighorn -- QB Dan Smother-Falker --

Pre-Season All-SCAB

QB Harlan Daggers, Kootsville Tech
RB Ben Jeter, Puke
RB Chester Doggon Minnit, Kootsville
TE Yadier de Yada, UPRNY
WR Hugh Briss, Porkbelly
WR Micah Boose, Mountain Valley
K Chester Buster, UFO
Coach: Victor Spoils, Kootsville Tech
Demetrius Award Prediction:
Harlan Daggers

Top 10 Recruits

1. Cody Pendent, Moonshine St
2. Tristan Shout, Dunne-Geep
3. Ezekiel Powers, UFO
4. Hugh Jan Dougly, Our Lady
5. Woody Ever, Old Diehard
6. Lee van Dye, Cretin
7. Dillon Dirt, Footmouth
8. Oliver Creation, Holy Grail
9. Tad Blue, HPEMC
10. Hugh Jacks, Bunyan

Top 10 Recruiting Classes

1. Dunne-Geep
2. Moonshine St
3. Holy Grail
4. Our Lady
5. State Pen
6. HPEMC
7. Brimstone
8. Cretin
9. Footmouth
10. Old Diehard