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SCAB Report

Oct. 14, 2017

Bunyan

42

Intrepid Oak

25

Lumberjacks: QB Hugh Jasso 26/39 passes 319 yards 5 TDs, 6 rushes 31 yards TD.
Worrywarts: WR Skipper Period 7 catches 93 yards, 3 rushes 31 yards.

Mountain Valley

21

Flubber

24

Choirboys: QB Hugh Jorgen 22/36 passes 294 yards 2 TDs, 8 rushes 74 yards.
Ne'erdowells: QB Ernie Living 12/35 passes 213 yards 2 TDs, 5 rushes 67 yards TD.

UFO

31

Cavalry

22

Aliens: WR Ezekiel Powers 9 catches 156 yards.
Galloping Ghosts: WR Dustin Klozoff 8 catches 63 yards TD.

Granola

23

Bigfoot

20

Nuts: RB Bud Cheese 10 rushes 162 yards TD.
Trackers: RB Hugh Jan Derry 10 rushes 41 yards, 2 catches 37 yards.

Little Bighorn

27

HPEMC

3

Ambushers: QB Dan Smother-Falker 21/35 passes 247 yards 4 TDs, 8 rushes 69 yards.
Sled Dogs: RB Melton Snow 9 rushes 67 yards, 1 catch 4 yards.

PU

0

Kootsville Tech

59

Skunks: RB Hugo Huffcrotch 9 rushes 33 yards.
Spitters: RB Justin Krotch 17 rushes 116 yards 3 TDs, 3 catches 49 yards TD.

Birddrops

6

Moonshine St

45

Ragin' Roosters: QB Wendall Payne 10/27 passes 111 yards, 7 rushes 36 yards.
Bootleggers: WR Kareem Dallah Kareem 13 catches 167 yards 2 TDs.

State Pen

31

Grandma Jones

0

Convicts: QB Noah Peel 27/33 passes 348 yards 3 TDs, 4 rushes 27 yards.
Bisquiteaters: WR Ethan Evan 8 catches 67 yards.

Corncob

0

Brimstone

59

Kernels: WR Delby Moore 2 catches 62 yards.
Hellfires: RB Killer Christ 11 rushes 163 yards 3 TDs.

Swampmush St

26

Whooperville A&M

27

Mosquitos: RB Boggs Down 12 rushes 109 yards 2 TDs, 5 catches 43 yards.
Fighting Junebugs: QB Lon Chair 20/30 passes 270 yards 2 TDs, 5 rushes 52 yards.

DeSade S&M

50

Slash & Burn A&M

6

Leathermen: QB Jack Boot 28/33 passes 270 yards 5 TDs, 8 rushes 41 yards TD.
Guerrillas: TE Tiger Chutzpah 2 catches 32 yards.

Porkbelly

13

Marx. Orth.

13

Swine: WR Hugh Briss 9 catches 156 yards TD.
Big Red: QB Brit Humer 19/28 passes 254 yards TD, 9 rushes 67 yards.

Northwestsoutheastern

18

Dunne-Geep

27

Fighting Pacifists: WR Watt Wynn Ware-Howe 5 catches 101 yards.
Beetles: RB Poopers Cooper 13 rushes 81 yards 2 TDs, 3 catches 25 yards.

Holy Grail

18

Axlegrease Tech

20

Swallows: RB Oscar Buzz 16 rushes 54 yards, 2 catches 33 yards.
Tarfaces: RB Chevy Tudor 10 rushes 90 yards.

Footmouth

17

Cretin

28

Heels: WR Jaromir Czitzak 4 catches 153 yards 2 TDs.
Asses: QB Lee van Dye 20/34 passes 235 yards 4 TDs 2 int, 11 rushes 54 yards.

Old Diehard

30

Puke

10

Codgers: RB Hugo Potti 16 rushes 112 yards 2 TDs, 2 catches 27 yards.
Mess: WR Eubie Sick 8 catches 91 yards.

Lady Warship

0

Bleeding Heart

24

Fighting Seamen: RB Seymour Udda-Worrel 7 rushes 33 yards.
Doves: WR Art Werk 13 catches 150 yards TD.

Our Lady

9

Solid St

21

Johns: WR Nelson Spa 6 catches 95 yards.
Receivers: QB Otto Toon 26/40 yards 248 yards 2 TDs, 5 rushes 0 yards TD.

Pencilmania

7

UPRNY

62

Big Lead: RB Mark Ed Lee 12 rushes 36 yards.
Sharks: TE Yadier de Yada 18 catches 218 yards 2 TDs.

South Paw

21

Oxherd

24

Lefties: WR Butter Fingers 7 catches 101 yards.
Crimson Hide: WR Ed McMuffin 6 catches 83 yards TD.

 

I.P. Poll

POW Awards

  1. Kootsville Tech.
  2. UFO
  3. State Pen
  4. Solid St.
  5. Porkbelly
  6. Oxherd
  7. Cretin
  8. DeSade S&M
  9. Old Diehard
  10. Brimstone
  1. Mountain Valley
  2. Holy Grail
  3. Marx. Orth.
  4. Dunne-Geep
  5. Grandma Jones
  6. Moonshine St
  7. Bunyan
  8. Little Bighorn
  9. UPRNY
  10. Birddrops

Ernie Living, QB, Fl
Ezekiel Powers, WR, UF
Noah Peel, QB, SP ⊕
Kareem Dallah Kareem, WR, MS
Chevy Tudor, RB, AT
Poopers Cooper, RB, DG
Art Werk, WR, BH
Yadier de Yada, TE, UP

--Conference Standings--

10 Clan:
UF 4 0 0 7 0 0
Bu 4 0 0 5 2 0
MV 3 1 0 5 2 0
LB 3 1 0 5 2 0
Ca 2 2 0 3 4 0
Fl 2 2 0 3 4 0
Bf 1 3 0 2 5 0
Gr 1 3 0 3 4 0
IO 0 4 0 2 5 0
HP 0 4 0 2 5 0

Little 10:
KT 4 0 0 7 0 0
SP 4 0 0 7 0 0
GJ 3 1 0 4 3 0
Br 3 1 0 5 2 0
MS 3 1 0 5 2 0
Wh 2 2 0 2 5 0
SS 1 3 0 3 4 0
Bd 0 4 0 2 5 0
CU 0 4 0 1 6 0
PU 0 4 0 1 6 0

10 Pack:
Pb 3 0 1 5 1 1
Cr 3 1 0 6 1 0
HG 3 1 0 5 2 0
DS 3 1 0 5 2 0
DG 3 1 0 4 3 0
Nw 2 2 0 2 5 0
MO 1 2 1 4 2 1
AT 1 3 0 3 4 0
Fm 0 4 0 2 5 0
SB 0 4 0 1 6 0

Non-Conference:
St 4 0 0 6 1 0
Ox 4 0 0 6 1 0
OD 3 1 0 5 2 0
UP 3 1 0 3 4 0
Pk 2 2 0 2 5 0
BH 2 2 0 2 5 0
OL 1 3 0 2 5 0
LW 1 3 0 1 6 0
Pe 0 4 0 1 6 0
So 0 4 0 0 7 0



Individual Stats


---Passing Composite---
1 HDaggers 65 467 10 7.18 252 169 1958 86 .671 2 23 491.8
2 JBoot 38 210 4 5.53 243 166 1869 89 .683 2 22 475.9
3 HJorgen 61 332 0 5.44 236 162 1905 88 .686 2 20 458.5
4 HJasso 43 284 6 6.6 229 148 1917 67 .646 2 21 448.7
5 BGriese 37 280 2 7.57 246 155 1662 64 .6300001 2 21 420.2
6 NPeel 44 332 5 7.55 239 155 1725 71 .649 2 18 403.5
7 CPendant 57 338 3 5.93 237 148 1744 59 .624 2 14 353.4
8 LTrudy-Kehoe 39 160 1 4.1 228 124 1760 20 .544 3 17 336
9 WEver 42 109 1 2.6 231 135 1732 39 .5840001 2 14 332.2
10 WPayne 52 390 4 7.5 240 131 1820 22 .546 1 13 324

---Rushing Yards---
1 HPotti 83 660 9 7.95 14 231 2 16.5 891 11
2 JKrotch 79 644 9 8.15 15 216 4 14.4 860 13
3 BCheese 71 604 2 8.51 6 62 0 10.33 666 2
4 BButt 81 601 3 7.42 9 137 2 15.22 738 5
5 CNotherLovesong 87 599 6 6.89 4 48 0 12 647 6
6 DSmall 67 532 4 7.94 7 74 0 10.57 606 4
7 PJerkin 82 515 4 6.28 10 122 2 12.2 637 6
8 BJeter 67 501 2 7.48 7 73 1 10.43 574 3
9 BLongtime 73 498 4 6.82 3 33 0 11 531 4
10 CDoggonMinnit 69 487 4 7.06 12 136 1 11.33 623 5

---Receptions---
1 OPaye 64 711 7 11.11 1 8
2 MBoose 60 649 9 10.82 2 11
3 CFly 59 862 6 14.61 0 6
4 LDaggers 57 555 9 9.74 0 9
5 SPeriod 56 765 2 13.66 1 3
6 ELeeve 54 611 8 11.31 0 8
7 HBriss 52 828 8 15.92 1 9
8 BBetter 52 729 6 14.02 2 8
9 DODurant 52 676 4 13 2 6
10 PLasteen 52 644 6 12.38 0 6

---FG Kicking---
1 TRosyfelt 18 13 8 433 24.06
2 KNg-Ling 15 11 7 446 29.73
3 NEBree-Yates 15 11 7 414 27.6
4 GULakme 12 9 6 387 32.25
5 WMinster 13 9 5 299 23
6 JMarx 12 8 4 320 26.67
7 BFataski 10 7 4 245 24.5
8 CBuster 14 9 4 326 23.29
9 TSchkoot 14 9 4 312 22.29
10 CBerkeley 7 5 3 190 27.14


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