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SCAB Standings

Dec. 20, 2025

SCAB Championship Tournament

November 29 December 6 December 13 December 20
Toilet Bowl
Moonshine St 28
Slash & Burn A&M 15
Eucalyptus Leaf Bowl
Mountain Valley 6
Moonshine St 14
Western Semi
Birddrops 13
Moonshine St 10
Championship
Galactic Soup Bowl
Northwestsoutheastern 49
Birddrops 10
Beanfest Bowl
HPEMC 24
UPRNY 35
Dust Bowl
Birddrops 34
UPRNY 20
Finger Bowl
Lady Warship 20
State Pen 27
Punch Bowl
Northwestsoutheastern 40
State Pen 0
Eastern Semi
Northwestsoutheastern 38
Our Lady 6
Salad Bowl
Cretin 7
Corncob 38
Fish Bowl
Our Lady  
Corncob  

Jan Fest brings 8th Demetrius Award to Northwestsoutheastern

Northwestsoutheastern quarterback Jan Fest received the Demetrius Award as the most valuable player of the 2025 season in the SCAB. Fest became the 7th Nwse player to win the award, but it is the 8th Award for the school (QB Constantine Angst won two), which is the most of any school. Puke has six. Fest is the first Fighting Pacifist to win the award since QB Constantine Angst in 2013, and joins Angst, Virgil Reality, Sebastian Ophuls and Warren Peace as Nwse QBs to win the award, and WR Avery Cunningham and RB Nick Romancer.

But there was much more drama to the decision than anyone knew during the regular season. With Nwse dominating the league and Fest leading the passing composite rating all the way, it looked like there wasn't even anyone on the field with him in competition for the award. When the season ended, Moonshine St RB Kees Abir, Mountain Valley RB Randy Little Budlicher and Corncob WR Golden Graham all finished with accomplishments that made them obvious candidates, though still not seeming challengers. It was Birddrops QB Lofton Bomz, a freshman, who provided the surprise challenge in the final tally.

Bomz was named player of the week the most times of any player during the regular season, and twice was league player of the week. These numbers go into the award figuring along with a final, general ranking. Bomz's weekly awards and final ranking number gave him a tie with Fest, but by rule, the tie is decided by position in the final overall ranking. In 2016, Bunyan QB Hugh Jasso surprised the expected winner, KT QB Harlan Daggers by surpassing him with 12 weekly points, the most ever accumulated. Bomz had 9 points this year. The last tie was in 2014, when Cretin QB E. Chitton Dye and Bigfoot QB Harry Bastard each had 14 points total, but Dye had the superior final ranking position.

Abir finished 3rd in the finally tally, followed by Graham, then Budlicher. Our Lady freshman QB Justice Wunce got a boost from 7 weekly points to finish 6th, ahead of Cretin QB Arlo Asteem, who was higher in the final ranking. Slash & Burn A&M sensational freshman QB Buster Cherry was 8th, and HPEMC QB Chance Enhell broke up the final poll by placing 9th on weekly points alone. State Pen RB Anthony Kilder rounded out the top 10, with Nwse RB Dustin DeBrie falling out despite placing 10th in the overall poll.


Season Honors

Pos.
QB
RB
RB
TE
WR
WR
K
I.P. All-SCAB Team:
Jan Fest, Nw
Kees Abir, MS
Randy Little Budlicher, MV
Harry Balzac, Bf
Golden Graham, CU
Goos Tupeses, IO
Lex Konvixian, Nw

Coach of the Year: Warren Peace, Nw

Demetrius Award:   Jan Fest, QB, Nw
Second Team:
Lofton Bomz, Bd
Anthony Kilder, SP
Dustin DeBrie, Nw
Dick Fuchs, Br
Jander Wendo, Bd
Jeffrey Kenmook, Cr
A. Dick Ted, MS
Demetrius Points:
Jan Fest, QB, Nw 15+
Lofton Bomz, QB, Bd 15
Kees Abir, RB, MS 11
Golden Graham, WR, CU 11
Randy Little Budlicher, RB, MV 11
Justice Wunce, QB, OL 10
Arlo Asteem, QB, Cr 9
Buster Cherry, QB, SB 8
Chance Enhell, QB, HP 6
Anthony Kilder, RB, SP 5

--I.P. All-Conference Selections--

Pos.
QB
RB
RB
TE
WR
WR
K
C
NCY
MVP
10 Clan:
Chance Enhell, HP
Randy Little Budlicher, MV
Graham O'Molly, MV
Harry Balzac, Bf
Goos Tupeses, IO
Colin Alfriques, UF
Dick Sox, MV
Peter Andy Woolf, MV
Dragan Balz, RB, Bf
Randy Little Budlicher
Little 10:
Lofton Bomz, Bd
Anthony Kilder, SP
Tag Jorritt, SS
Dick Fuchs, Br
Golden Graham, CU
Jander Wendo, Bd
A. Dick Ted, MS
Earl Lee Bird, Bd
Lofton Bomz
Golden Graham
10 Pack:
Jan Fest, Nw
Dustin DeBrie, Nw
Bjorn Madd, Cr
Kobus Cheronass, MO
Jeffrey Kenmook, Cr
Bernie Sensasian, DS
Lex Konvixian, Nw
Warren Peace, Nw
Buster Cherry, QB, SB
Jan Fest
Non-Conference:
Vince Spleen, Pk
Macon Love, OL
Alonso Green, Ox
Danko Hole, Pk
Colin Sick, Pk
Fuzzy Balzac, LW
Esteban Sobazar, UP
Lance Boils, Pk
Macon Love
Vince Spleen

I.P. Poll

POW Awards

  1. Northwestsoutheastern
  2. Our Lady
  3. Cretin
  4. Birddrops
  5. Mountain Valley
  6. Moonshine St
  7. State Pen
  8. Corncob
  9. HPEMC
  10. Slash & Burn A&M
  1. Holy Grail
  2. Lady Warship
  3. UPRNY
  4. Kootsvile Tech
  5. Pencilmania
  6. DeSade S&M
  7. Granola
  8. Porkbelly
  9. Puke
  10. Little Bighorn
Phillip DeSkript, QB, LB
Randy Little Budlicher, RB, MV
Lofton Bomz, QB, Bd ⊕
Anthony Kilder, RB, SP
Jan Fest, QB, Nw
Buster Cherry, QB, SB
Troy Bote, QB, LW
Vasco Decarz, RB, UP

--Conference Standings--

10 Clan:
MV 8 1 0 10 3 0
HP 6 3 0 9 4 0

LB 6 3 0 7 5 0
UF 5 3 1 5 6 1
Gr 5 4 0 7 4 1
Bf 5 4 0 5 7 0
Fl 4 5 0 5 7 0
IO 2 6 1 4 7 1
Ca 2 7 0 3 9 0
Bu 1 8 0 3 9 0

Little 10:
Bd 9 0 0 13 2 0
MS 8 1 0 11 4 0
SP 7 2 0 9 5 0
CU 6 3 0 9 5 0

KT 5 4 0 7 5 0
Wh 3 5 1 4 7 1
Br 2 6 1 5 6 1
PU 2 6 1 3 8 1
SS 1 7 1 2 9 1
GJ 0 9 0 1 11 0

10 Pack:
Nw 9 0 0 15 0 0
Cr 8 1 0 11 2 0

HG 6 3 0 7 5 0
SB 5 4 0 8 5 0
DS 5 4 0 6 6 0
Pb 4 5 0 7 5 0
DG 3 6 0 4 8 0
MO 2 7 0 5 7 0
Fm 2 7 0 2 10 0
AT 1 8 0 1 11 0

Non-Conference:
OL 9 0 0 12 2 0
LW 7 2 0 8 5 0
UP 6 3 0 9 5 0

Pk 6 3 0 6 6 0
Pe 5 3 1 7 3 2
St 4 5 0 5 7 0
OD 3 6 0 4 8 0
BH 2 6 1 2 9 1
So 2 7 0 5 7 0
Ox 0 9 0 0 12 0



Individual Stats

---Passing Composite---
1 JFest 90 570 7 6.33 419 270 3095 121 .6440001 2 45 860.5
2 JWunce 76 457 8 6.01 410 272 3349 134 .663 5 39 808.9
3 LBomz 93 522 3 5.61 435 275 3320 115 .632 1 37 807
4 CEnhell 72 408 2 5.67 430 271 3281 112 .6300001 4 39 790.1
5 AAsteem 81 546 7 6.74 435 269 3294 103 .618 5 39 772.4
6 JBagg 79 333 6 4.22 423 252 3063 81 .596 5 34 677.3
7 BCherry 70 631 8 9.01 357 233 2846 109 .6530001 5 30 643.6
8 HThatby 63 270 1 4.29 401 258 3460 115 .643 10 26 621
9 JJoyett 85 453 2 5.33 362 224 2844 86 .619 3 27 610.4
10 DAdornob 74 529 3 7.15 399 238 3016 77 .596 6 28 598.6

---Rushing Yards---
1 KAbir 136 1060 13 7.79 14 249 2 17.79 1309 15
2 RLBudlicher 143 1027 12 7.18 14 161 2 11.5 1188 14
3 AKilder 104 998 8 9.599999 24 277 4 11.54 1275 12
4 DDeBrie 121 959 6 7.93 13 177 4 13.62 1136 10
5 GO'Molly 136 953 5 7.01 19 164 2 8.63 1117 7
6 TJorritt 119 952 5 8 11 179 0 16.27 1131 5
7 JRide 130 907 7 6.98 17 146 3 8.59 1053 10
8 GCraig 133 849 6 6.38 13 205 0 15.77 1054 6
9 BMadd 132 841 7 6.37 24 316 5 13.17 1157 12
10 EO'Steam 114 817 9 7.17 18 146 1 8.11 963 10

---Receptions---
1 GGraham 115 1391 14 12.1 1 15
2 GTupeses 101 1238 9 12.26 0 9
3 JWendo 97 1094 15 11.28 0 15
4 JKenmook 96 1119 14 11.66 0 14
5 CAlfriques 94 1179 4 12.54 2 6
6 HBalzac 89 1118 17 12.56 0 17
7 GHead 89 970 9 10.9 3 12
8 BSensasian 88 1115 10 12.67 0 10
9 WHowell 88 1046 14 11.89 0 14
10 SFlames 87 1169 11 13.44 3 14

---FG Kicking---
1 LKonvixian 23 20 17 662 28.78
2 ADTedd 20 17 14 581 29.05
3 ETherwanger 23 18 13 710 30.87
4 MComplete 21 16 11 585 27.86
5 BFrop 25 18 11 574 22.96
6 WNova 24 17 10 602 25.08
7 GTashoya 25 17 9 685 27.4
8 DSox 19 14 9 519 27.32
9 SPrzycwycsk 14 11 8 386 27.57
10 HHermann 20 14 8 478 23.9

---TDs---
HBalzac 17
LHorshack 16
FCoyne 15
GGraham 15
KAbir 15
JWendo 15
THarsh 14
SFlames 14
VDecarz 14
WHowell 14
RLBudlicher 14
WWaits 14
PPerfect 14
JKenmook 14


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