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SCAB Standings

Dec. 16, 2023

SCAB Championship Tournament

November 25 December 2 December 9 December 16
Toilet Bowl
Whooperville A&M 55
Kootsville Tech 0
Eucalyptus Leaf Bowl
Little Bighorn 10
Whooperville A&M 33
Western Semi
Whooperville A&M 31
Nwse 13
Championship
Galactic Soup Bowl
Puke 16
Whooperville A&M 7
Beanfest Bowl
HPEMC 6
Nwse 37
Dust Bowl
Corncob 11
Nwse 21
Finger Bowl
Our Lady 45
State Pen 7
Punch Bowl
DeSade S&M 10
Our Lady 23
Eastern Semi
Puke 29
Our Lady 16
Salad Bowl
Holy Grail 24
UFO 3
Fish Bowl
Puke 16
Holy Grail 6

Amos True stats edge out team achievement

Birddrops Aeronautics School quarterback Amos True received the Demetrius Award as the most valuable player of the 2023 season in the SCAB. True became the second Ragin Rooster to receive the award after QB Boyd Bwane in 1994.

In a season with one team, Puke, towering above the rest, True and Puke QB Vince Spleen separated themselves and seemed to be the only players in the race in the first half of the season. Two years ago, when both came in as freshmen, True was the All-SCAB pick for QB and Spleen won the Demetrius Award. Many thought that would happen again based on Puke's success when Birddrops lost enough games in their conference play to eventually keep them out of the tournament.

Meanwhile, two other players rose up based on individual stats separating one and team achievement for another: Granola RB Haji Shuks, and DeSade S&M QB Justin Joyett. But True kept his lead in the passer composite despite Birddrops' fate, and went on to post the 3rd highest in history, falling 17 points short of the 1,000 mark, surpassed by only Kootsville Tech's Harlan Daggers and Moonshine State's Cody Pendant. He also ended up with the top QB composite mark, edging Spleen.

The final tally was one of the closest, with only one point separating True, Spleen and Joyett, and Shuks finishing 4th but well behind those three with just 9 points. In the end, the historic numbers of two and the team achievement of the other two put them on top, and while Shuks' average of more than 100 yards rushing per game put him apart from all other rushers, Granola's losing record couldn't lift him further. But True's passing composite was enough to edge out the other QBs.


Season Honors

Pos.
QB
RB
RB
TE
WR
WR
K
I.P. All-SCAB Team:
Amos True, Bd
Haji Shuks, Gr
Dick Liquor, OL
Cas Tanetz, KT
Colin Sick, Pk
Jason Diemens, MV
Ahkil Yunao, SP

Coach of the Year: Lance Boils, Pk

Demetrius Award:   Amos True, QB, Bd
Second Team:
Vince Spleen, Pk
Anthony Kilder, SP
Yuri Pulsiv, Pk
Stanko Szit, SB
Jeffrey Kenmook, Cr
Evan Sake, HG
Ken Velociraptor, UF
Demetrius Points:
Amos True, QB, Bd 16
Vince Spleen, QB, Pk 15
Justin Joyett, QB, DS 15
Haji Shuks, RB, Gr 9
Dick Liquor, RB, OL 9
Jelle Belli, RB, CU 8
Phillip DeSkript, LB 7
Anthony Kilder, RB, SP 6
Colin Sick, WR, Pk 6
Arlo Asteem, QB, Cr 6
Harold Square, QB, MV 6

--I.P. All-Conference Selections--

Pos.
QB
RB
RB
TE
WR
WR
K
C
NCY
MVP
10 Clan:
Harold Square, MV
Haji Shuks, Gr
Dudley Pale, Ca
D.A. Zoffus, Ca
Jason Diemans, MV
Colin Alfriques, UF
Ken Velociraptor, UF
Barry DeHatchet, LB
Phillip DeSkript, QB, LB
Haji Shuks
Little 10:
Amos True, Bd
Anthony Kilder, SP
Jelle Belli, CU
Cas Tanetz, KT
Hacket Tupeses, SP
Jander Wendo, Bd
Ahkil Yunao, SP
John Dist, CU
Anthony Kilder
Amos True
10 Pack:
Justin Joyett, DS
Collier Dogzov, MO
Madison Adder, Nw
Stanko Szit, DG
Jeffrey Kenmook, Cr
Evan Sake, HG
Ahmed Datako Bell, Cr
Gil O'Teen, DS
Jeffrey Kenmook
Justin Joyett
Non-Conference:
Vince Spleen, Pk
Dick Liquor, OL
Yuri Pulsiv, Pk
Danko Hole, Pk
Colin Sick, Pk
Yuri Dickless, OL
Gil Gamesh, OD
Lance Boils, Pk
Colin Sick
Vince Spleen

Final Regular Season Poll

POW Awards

  1. Puke
  2. Our Lady
  3. DeSade S&M
  4. Holy Grail
  5. Corncob
  6. Whooperville A&M
  7. Kootsvile Tech
  8. State Pen
  9. Northwestsoutheastern
  10. Little Bighorn
  1. Cretin
  2. Mountain Valley
  3. Birddrops
  4. UFO
  5. Lady Warship
  6. Dunne-Geep
  7. HPEMC
  8. Slash & Burn A&M
  9. Oxherd
  10. UPRNY
Chance Enhell, QB, HP
Harold Square, QB, MV
Jelle Belli, RB, CU ⊕
Felix Seited, QB, KT
Justin Joyett, QB, DS
Ljubo Matik, QB, AT
Vince Spleen, QB, Pk
Harrison Fashion, QB, OD

--Conference Standings--

10 Clan:
LB 8 1 0 9 4 0
HP 6 2 1 6 6 1

MV 6 3 0 8 4 0
Ca 6 3 0 7 5 0
UF 5 3 1 8 4 1
Gr 4 5 0 4 8 0
Fl 3 5 1 3 8 1
Bf 2 5 2 2 8 2
IO 2 6 1 4 7 1
Bu 0 9 0 1 11 0

Little 10:
CU 7 2 0 10 3 0
Wh 7 2 0 13 3 0
KT 7 2 0 9 4 0
SP 7 2 0 9 4 0

Bd 5 4 0 8 4 0
MS 5 4 0 5 7 0
GJ 4 5 0 4 8 0
PU 2 7 0 2 10 0
Br 1 8 0 1 11 0
SS 0 9 0 1 11 0

10 Pack:
DS 9 0 0 10 3 0
HG 6 2 1 10 3 1
Nw 6 3 0 10 5 0

Cr 5 4 0 8 4 0
DG 5 4 0 7 5 0
SB 3 4 2 5 5 2
Pb 3 6 0 5 7 0
MO 3 6 0 4 8 0
Fm 1 7 1 3 8 1
AT 1 8 0 3 9 0

Non-Conference:
Pk 9 0 0 15 0 0
OL 8 1 0 13 2 0

LW 6 3 0 7 5 0
Ox 5 4 0 7 5 0
UP 4 4 1 7 4 1
Pe 4 5 0 6 6 0
BH 3 6 0 3 9 0
St 3 6 0 4 8 0
OD 2 6 1 3 8 1
So 0 9 0 0 12 0

tournament teams

Individual Stats

---Passing Composite---
1 ATrue 69 510 7 7.39 415 289 3501 163 .696 1 48 983.1
2 VSpleen 81 522 7 6.44 440 302 3524 164 .686 3 40 886.4
3 AAsteem 92 458 3 4.98 420 280 3709 140 .6670001 7 38 820.9
4 BDehand 65 398 6 6.12 405 258 3302 111 .637 7 37 741.2
5 HSquare 79 483 5 6.11 413 264 3297 115 .6390001 10 36 704.7
6 JJoyett 73 666 7 9.12 382 248 2768 114 .649 4 31 660.8
7 JFest 69 346 8 5.01 410 250 3186 90 .61 5 29 648.6
8 VAnger 79 343 0 4.34 437 253 3108 69 .5790001 6 29 609.8
9 DKnight 97 203 2 2.09 425 228 2693 31 .536 8 34 560.3
10 LFordTuitt 79 439 6 5.56 373 236 2924 99 .633 13 27 531.4

---Rushing Yards---
1 HShuks 151 1221 7 8.09 9 76 0 8.44 1297 7
2 DLiquor 113 917 10 8.12 9 88 0 9.78 1005 10
3 AKilder 124 900 9 7.26 16 210 1 13.13 1110 10
4 YPulsiv 134 849 13 6.34 22 223 2 10.14 1072 15
5 IDick 122 845 10 6.93 14 164 1 11.71 1009 11
6 JBelli 123 823 9 6.69 11 138 0 12.55 961 9
7 DPale 132 793 8 6.01 21 225 0 10.71 1018 8
8 DDump 114 792 3 6.95 3 37 0 12.33 829 3
9 EJuno 107 791 10 7.39 21 199 3 9.48 990 13
10 DViras 137 791 8 5.77 18 215 1 11.94 1006 9

---Receptions---
1 CSick 100 1172 11 11.72 2 13
2 JDiemens 96 1333 13 13.89 1 14
3 JKenmook 94 1219 12 12.97 1 13
4 ESake 93 1095 11 11.77 3 14
5 HTupeses 93 1035 10 11.13 2 12
6 JWendo 89 1170 13 13.15 1 14
7 CAlfriques 89 1150 9 12.92 1 10
8 YDickless 88 1069 15 12.15 0 15
9 ADapizAhutt 85 1054 9 12.4 0 9
10 LLunch 85 1019 10 11.99 1 11

---FG Kicking---
1 AYunao 26 20 14 741 28.5
2 KVelociraptor 30 21 12 850 28.33
3 ADatakoBell 27 19 11 731 27.07
4 JEnlywench 20 15 10 491 24.55
5 VDurispekt 17 13 9 505 29.71
6 WNova 17 13 9 460 27.06
7 AWiddit 25 17 9 626 25.04
8 GGamesh 20 14 8 491 24.55
9 GAdvice 21 14 7 513 24.43
10 GTashoya 21 14 7 505 24.05

---TDs---
FLidd 16
LBird 16
CThauzens 16
YPulsiv 15
GAshe 15
CDogzov 15
YDickless 15
DHole 14
JDiemens 14
JWendo 14
ESake 14


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