Chapter 1

ome things we knoweth, some things we knoweth not and some things we guesseth at while some things spook us.
2| Be it assumed that all things cannot be known, or held together in the head at one time, lest, perhaps, you have the fingereyes of the great M.
3| But of things you may know, and may fear in all your deepness.
4| Of some things we are given to know: that violent snakery was about to ex the frugal hearts of many an earthbody.
 5| For just in a time of great pleasingness brought upon us by the paternal figures of static satisfaction, good life pressed to our chests and smiles pulled up on our mouths, tails of dogs wagging, happy little girls running bountifully in a sparkling atmosphere, did great shaky intimidation hang on a cliff over Earth; yea, verily all seems swell at once, but this is the time most ripe for fear to begin its reaping.
6| For it shall be a thing known that in this time cometh visitors and the names of the visitors shall be known and the name they are called is the Snobbians.
7| Behold, the Snobbians do snaketh toward Earth, waxing devious in their hearts, for it is within them to tax human kind with the greatest of plagues.